Admiral Badger wrote:Dear Mr Donny,
I have recently entered into a gambling addiction program with Gamblers Anon, as a result of this I am unable to bet or take part in bets in anyway whatsoever.
Therefore I sadly, with a hand on my heavy heart, must cancel our friendly wager as I would not be able to collect any winnings due to me.
I trust you understand and will fully support me in this first brave step I've taken on the road to redemption.
Yours in Christ,
The Badger.
* This post is completely concidential to Bellamy losing a leg and being out for the next decade and Keane being one in front. honest guv.
Dear Mr. Badger,
I read your letter with grave concern and will pray that you soon make a full recovery from this cruel affliction, Lord willing.
However in the interests of forgiving the sinner but not the sin, I feel the bet should stand and be paid in full as a reminder of your stupidity in backing a permanently knackered little skanger, for the second season running!
The humialiating memory of paying out on such a stupid bet, especially when you prematurely boasted about winning it, will be a strong deterrent to keep you on the straight and narrow in the future.
I would also feel that a failure to settle the bet would hamper your recovery, as to do so with two broken legs would offer an even greater challange.
God bless,
Donny