Thank You

Leinsterman · Post by **Leinsterman** » December 4th, 2006, 5:21 pm

cud wrote: Why the funnel? Can't aim?

I came very close to using the bottle on the coach when we hit Belfast. What was more disturbing was the person who suggested I use the bottle!

Tara · Post by **Tara** » December 4th, 2006, 7:37 pm

sarah_lennon wrote:
Grumpy Old Man wrote:
jrc wrote: Eh, not all of them did, not on our bus anyway..........
Imagine there's a heaven.........

I would like to point out that this is discrimination based on gender, which is expressly forbidden under the Equal Status Act (a toilet being a service) and I have Tara on a retainer!!!!!

Does that mean I am actually going to get paid for my services this time? I am afraid we may not have much of a case in this instance - it was just a case of you being on the wrong bus. Our conductor was more concerned to find toilet facilities than an open off-licence, which bearing in mind the female to male ratio on our bus was positive discrimination in extremis.

deco · Post by **deco** » December 4th, 2006, 8:17 pm

Year ta a mil guys really enjoyed the trip....despite sitting beside mullet on the way up!

You don't happen to have a brewery en route to Turnipstan, do ya?

Flash Gordon · Post by **Flash Gordon** » December 4th, 2006, 8:18 pm

deco wrote:Year ta a mil guys really enjoyed the trip....despite sitting beside mullet on the way up!

You don't happen to have a brewery en route to Turnipstan, do ya?

We might do....

sheepshagger · Post by **sheepshagger** » December 4th, 2006, 10:16 pm

cud wrote:
sheepshagger wrote:Whats wrong with using a good old fashioned plastic fulllel into a plastic Coke Bottle
Why the funnel? Can't aim?

I was meaning the use of a funnel for the 'ladies'. . i've seen a female use a urinal before and it wasnt a pretty sight !

Flash Gordon · Post by **Flash Gordon** » December 4th, 2006, 11:38 pm

sheepshagger wrote:
cud wrote:
sheepshagger wrote:Whats wrong with using a good old fashioned plastic fulllel into a plastic Coke Bottle
Why the funnel? Can't aim?
I was meaning the use of a funnel for the 'ladies'. . i've seen a female use a urinal before and it wasnt a pretty sight !

Standard practice in New Zealand I believe.

sarah_lennon · Post by **sarah_lennon** » December 5th, 2006, 9:05 am

Tara wrote:
Does that mean I am actually going to get paid for my services this time? I am afraid we may not have much of a case in this instance - it was just a case of you being on the wrong bus. Our conductor was more concerned to find toilet facilities than an open off-licence, which bearing in mind the female to male ratio on our bus was positive discrimination in extremis.

Sure do you accept Scottish Sterling!?

Leinsterman · Post by **Leinsterman** » December 5th, 2006, 10:13 am

Flash Gordon wrote: Standard practice in New Zealand I believe.

They actually have urinals in Noo Zeelund?

Dave Cahill · Post by **Dave Cahill** » December 5th, 2006, 10:17 am

Leinsterman wrote:
Flash Gordon wrote: Standard practice in New Zealand I believe.
They actually have urinals in Noo Zeelund?

yes, they're also known as "shopfronts"

Grumpy Old Man · Post by **Grumpy Old Man** » December 5th, 2006, 11:25 am

Dave Cahill wrote:
Leinsterman wrote:
Flash Gordon wrote: Standard practice in New Zealand I believe.
They actually have urinals in Noo Zeelund?
yes, they're also known as "shopfronts"

or New Zealand

Flash Gordon · Post by **Flash Gordon** » December 5th, 2006, 11:26 am

Grumpy Old Man wrote:
Dave Cahill wrote:
Leinsterman wrote: They actually have urinals in Noo Zeelund?
yes, they're also known as "shopfronts"
or New Zealand

Sorry, are you disrespecting the Haka?

Grumpy Old Man · Post by **Grumpy Old Man** » December 5th, 2006, 11:27 am

Flash Gordon wrote:
Grumpy Old Man wrote:
Dave Cahill wrote: yes, they're also known as "shopfronts"
or New Zealand
Sorry, are you disrespecting the Haka?

You mean the addidas dance?

Flash Gordon · Post by **Flash Gordon** » December 5th, 2006, 11:43 am

Grumpy Old Man wrote:
Flash Gordon wrote:
Grumpy Old Man wrote: or New Zealand
Sorry, are you disrespecting the Haka?
You mean the addidas dance?

Wait till Golum comes on line, you're dead.....

Tara · Post by **Tara** » December 5th, 2006, 12:22 pm

sarah_lennon wrote:
Tara wrote:
Does that mean I am actually going to get paid for my services this time? I am afraid we may not have much of a case in this instance - it was just a case of you being on the wrong bus. Our conductor was more concerned to find toilet facilities than an open off-licence, which bearing in mind the female to male ratio on our bus was positive discrimination in extremis.
Sure do you accept Scottish Sterling!?

Accept it? I positively welcome it. In fact with the number of times rugby brings me (kicking and screaming you understand) to Scotland each year, I'm considering hedging my future income into Scottish Sterling to protect myself from relative currency fluctuations.