"tell me why i dont like EOS" & other offical

ktf. · Post by **ktf.** » February 24th, 2006, 2:44 pm

The silicon chip inside his head
Gets switched to overload,
And Giv’s not gonna get picked today,
he's going to make sit on the bench,
And Demp’s doesn't understand it,
He always said he could hold his own,
And he can see no reason
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown

Tell me why
I Dont't like Eddie O S
He wants to shoot
All our chances down

Murphy’s jersey is kept so clean
Cos he wont make a tackle even if he could,
And Girv feels so shocked,
Our world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to
Their own little girl
Tommy Bowe that peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat but causes defeat,
They can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown

Tell me why
I Dont't like Eddie O S
He wants to shoot
All our chances down

ALl the playing's stopped in the back 3 now
Eddie wants to play with his toys a while
And the French were out early and soon we'll have our Girven
And then the lesson will be how to take our trys,
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And Drico crackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason dose EOS need to say good bye

The silicon chip inside his head
Gets switched to overload,
And Giv’s not gonna get picked today,
he's going to make sit on the bench,
And Demp’s doesn't understand it,
He always said he could hold his own,
And he can see no reason
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown

Tell me why
I Dont't like Eddie O S
He wants to shoot
All our chances down

Flash Gordon · Post by **Flash Gordon** » February 24th, 2006, 2:52 pm

Brilliant KTF. You're a semiotics loving song writing LIGIND!

ktf. · Post by **ktf.** » February 24th, 2006, 2:57 pm

i have been trying to get on the fone to bob all day to try and get it out as a emergancy appell song in time for the scotland game but no luck yet.

Harry · Post by **Harry** » February 24th, 2006, 2:58 pm

UNEMPLOYMENT

Everyday we love you less and less
It's good to see that you’ve finally guessed
We got to get this message to the press
That everyday we love you less and less

And everyday we love you less and less
We’ve got to get this feeling off our chest
The IRFU says all we need is some tests
Since everyday we love you less and less

Unless unless
We know we feel it in our bones,
We're sick we're tired
Of you staying in control
Oh yes we feel a new gameplan is the deal
We've got to know just not so much is real

Oh yes, we're stressed
We're sorry we feel oppressed
Repress, Distress
EOS!

Oooooh and the IRFU love me
Oooooh and my players love me
Oooooh

And everyday we love you less and less
We can't believe that you won't give youth a chance
It makes us sick to think of us in this mess
Since everyday we love you less and less

And everyday we love you less and less
Its been years and years since we progressed
And everybody says your excuses are a mess
Since everyday we love you less and less

Unless unless
We know we feel it in our bones,
You're sick you're tired
Of staying in control
Oh yes we feel the team might very well heal
We got to know just not so much is real

Oh yes, we're stressed
We're sorry we feel oppressed
Repress, Distress
EOS!

Oooooh and the IRFU love me
Oooooh and my players love me
Oooooh they'll keep the Lions job for me
Oooooh that's enough love for me
Oooooh

Uncle Mort · Post by **Uncle Mort** » February 24th, 2006, 3:45 pm

True you are the finest scrumhalf I have ever seen
Standing five foot one, with eyes wild and green
And you pass the ball so well, hands light to the touch
I could never go with you no matter how I wanted to

Half break, box kick, I could never go with you
No matter how I wanted to

When you run off to the right without a prop behind
You remind me of the Claw, one last time
I turn to face an empty space, by the scrum where you used to be
But you are off likes sparks in the night
Like a twinkling of my eye

Chorus

ckav · Post by **ckav** » February 24th, 2006, 4:00 pm

Uncle Mort wrote:True you are the finest scrumhalf I have ever seen
Standing five foot one, with eyes wild and green
And you pass the ball so well, hands light to the touch
I could never go with you no matter how I wanted to

Half break, box kick, I could never go with you
No matter how I wanted to

When you run off to the right without a prop behind
You remind me of the Claw, one last time
I turn to face an empty space, by the scrum where you used to be
But you are off likes sparks in the night
Like a twinkling of my eye

Chorus

Brilliant...

ckav · Post by **ckav** » February 24th, 2006, 4:00 pm

Harry wrote:UNEMPLOYMENT

Everyday we love you less and less
It's good to see that you’ve finally guessed
We got to get this message to the press
That everyday we love you less and less

And everyday we love you less and less
We’ve got to get this feeling off our chest
The IRFU says all we need is some tests
Since everyday we love you less and less

Unless unless
We know we feel it in our bones,
We're sick we're tired
Of you staying in control
Oh yes we feel a new gameplan is the deal
We've got to know just not so much is real

Oh yes, we're stressed
We're sorry we feel oppressed
Repress, Distress
EOS!

Oooooh and the IRFU love me
Oooooh and my players love me
Oooooh

And everyday we love you less and less
We can't believe that you won't give youth a chance
It makes us sick to think of us in this mess
Since everyday we love you less and less

And everyday we love you less and less
Its been years and years since we progressed
And everybody says your excuses are a mess
Since everyday we love you less and less

Unless unless
We know we feel it in our bones,
You're sick you're tired
Of staying in control
Oh yes we feel the team might very well heal
We got to know just not so much is real

Oh yes, we're stressed
We're sorry we feel oppressed
Repress, Distress
EOS!

Oooooh and the IRFU love me
Oooooh and my players love me
Oooooh they'll keep the Lions job for me
Oooooh that's enough love for me
Oooooh

ah top job - that's class...

ktf. · Post by **ktf.** » February 24th, 2006, 4:14 pm

True you are the finest scrumhalf I have ever seen
Standing five foot one, with eyes wild and green
And you pass the ball so well, hands light to the touch
I could never go with you no matter how I wanted to

Half break, box kick, I could never go with you
No matter how I wanted to

When you run off to the right without a prop behind
You remind me of the Claw, one last time
I turn to face an empty space, by the scrum where you used to be
But you are off likes sparks in the night
Like a twinkling of my eye

Chorus

wouldnt even cut it on your a star
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