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Postby Leezer » January 13th, 2011, 5:54 pm

I dont know if anyone has seen this but i just got it in a work/chain mail!

Received from a Lenister supporter (sung to the tune of the rubberbandits, Horse Outside)



I play in blue for Leinster, they call me Jonny Ten
I'm lookin for a chance to beat those Munster boys again
I know it won't be easy, it won’t come as a gift
The loikes of Isa, Drico, Luke & Shags will hafta shift
But they aint getting nowhere without lineout scrum & maul
The loikes of Leo, Jamie, Cian & Sean to win the ball
And when I get that pass from Reds, and see what’s in my way
I’ll drop my shoulder, chorge ahead and this is what I’ll say

I’ll say…
Fock your Strings & Warwick
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Tuitupou
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Earls & Mafi
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide

He went to school in Clongowes, then at Lansdowne he was great
He stepped up to the interpros in 1998
Tackles like a demon, blessed with blinding pace
When he got that try at Croker I slagged Ronan to his face!
We’ve got world class backs, down the OarDeeEsh
And our droive for foive showed em all who’s best!
So when we get to Thomond, and I’m facing Wian du Preez
I’ll look that loose-head up and down and give ‘im one of these

I’ll say…
Fock your Bull & Quinny
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Paul O’Connell
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Fla & Leamy
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide

C’mon Gordon D’Arcy, cross that loine
Let’s play those fockers off the pork for yet another toime
And if you think my taunting makes me sound a cruel bloke
Don’t worry; when we all wear green we’ll laugh and have a joke
Cos if rugby had no banter, it wouldn’t be the same
Its fans know how to keep control unlike some other games!
And if Munster thinks they own this tune, they don’t and here is why -
I’ve just got these four words for them - “The Fields of ATHENRY”???!!!

EVERYBODY…
Fock your Strings & Warwick
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Tuitupou
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Earls & Mafi
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide

He's gonna move inside...

He's gonna cross that line...

He's gonna beat yiz down in Thomond Pearrrrrk (Limerick accent)

lyrics © JL Pagano 2011
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby Armchair » January 13th, 2011, 6:00 pm

Briiliant!!!
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby podge09 » January 13th, 2011, 6:05 pm

Hilarious!
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby sportsdude » January 13th, 2011, 6:14 pm

love it :green clap: :green clap: :green clap:
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby nopeare » January 13th, 2011, 6:34 pm

Awesome :clap:
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby CiaranIrl » January 13th, 2011, 6:39 pm

Tell whoever wrote that to video it and put it up on YouTube! Wear Leinster flags on their heads instead of plastic bags. Would be excellent, and it would piss on out turnip eating brethren no end.
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby Xanthippe » January 13th, 2011, 6:56 pm

Johnny Ten needs a line in there that says

'Fcuk your horse you scobie - I've a Golf outside'!!!
#LiveLifeLoveLeinster

#BeSeenBeHeardBeBlueBELIEVE



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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby tate » January 13th, 2011, 7:39 pm

hahaha, quality shiznit right there!!
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby fourthirtythree » January 13th, 2011, 7:42 pm

I'm a bit annoyed as I think I was right to suggest in the songs thread that it was in fact "BOD outside".

Darcy plays inside centre.
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby desperado » January 13th, 2011, 8:17 pm

fourthirtythree wrote:I'm a bit annoyed as I think I was right to suggest in the songs thread that it was in fact "BOD outside".

Darcy plays inside centre.


Poetic (or artisitic) Licence.... Dorce sounds the ticket esp in a rindabout way.

Its brilliant!!!
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby HarpinOnRugby » January 13th, 2011, 8:25 pm

Thanks lads, glad (most of) ye like it.

http://www.harpinonrugby.net/2011/01/harpinbandits.html
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby RoboProp » January 13th, 2011, 8:25 pm

Got this in work too, I'm not sure but I think someone who posts here came up with this one.

Beat me to the punch, there. Kudos sir, excellent stuff. Got a lot of chuckles in work too
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby tate » January 13th, 2011, 8:27 pm

RoboProp wrote:Got this in work too, I'm not sure but I think someone who posts here came up with this one.


you got me :oops:


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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby Bosco » January 13th, 2011, 8:29 pm

meh
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby honeyec » January 13th, 2011, 10:12 pm

Love it!
"Yeah I been starvin' 'em, teasing 'em, singing off-key - me may my mo, me mo my may..."
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby RoboProp » January 13th, 2011, 10:26 pm

Bosco wrote:meh


Nevermind Munster#1, Bosco and his sidekick Ruck are the biggest Red menaces since Uncle Joe!
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby Bosco » January 13th, 2011, 10:30 pm

Joe Schmidt is a Menace? :shock:

And why is Munster#1 first :evil:
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby RoboProp » January 13th, 2011, 10:32 pm

Bosco wrote:Joe Schmidt is a Menace? :shock:

And why is Munster#1 first :evil:


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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby Bosco » January 13th, 2011, 10:39 pm

too late, it has now been established that Joe Schmidt is a menace

FACT
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Re: Dorce Outside

Postby johng » January 13th, 2011, 10:44 pm

Bosco wrote:too late, it has now been established that Joe Schmidt is a menace

FACT

You forgot the full stops in between. Ha!

So Joe Schmidt is safe!

F.A.C.T.

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