Dorce Outside

Leezer · Post by **Leezer** » January 14th, 2011, 9:40 am

i say we use this as our hymn sheet for the trip down to Thomand in April!

crumlinbob · Post by **crumlinbob** » January 14th, 2011, 3:49 pm

got this on an e-mail, dunno where it started but it is good. Received from a Lenister supporter (sung to the tune of The RubberBandits, Horse Outside)

I play in blue for Leinster, they call me Jonny Ten
I’m lookin for a chance to beat those Munster boys again
I know it won’t be easy, it won’t come as a gift
The loikes of Isa, Drico, Luke & Shags will hafta shift
But they aint getting nowhere without lineout scrum & maul
The loikes of Leo, Jamie, Cian & Sean to win the ball
And when I get that pass from Reds, and see what’s in my way I’ll drop my shoulder, chorge ahead and this is what I’ll say

I’ll say…
Fock your Strings & Warwick
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Tuitupou
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Earls & Mafi!
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide

He went to school in Clongowes, then at Lansdowne he was great
He stepped up to the interpros in 1998
Tackles like a demon, blessed with blinding pace
When he got that try at Croker I slagged Ronan to his face!
We’ve got world class backs, down the OarDeeEsh And our droive for foive showed em all who’s best!
So when we get to Thomond, and I’m facing Wian du Preez I’ll look that loose-head up and down and give ‘im one of these

I’ll say…
Fock your Bull & Quinny
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Paul O’Connell
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Fla & Leamy
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide

C’mon Gordon D’Arcy, cross that loine
! Let’s play those fockers off the pork for yet another toime
And if you think my taunting makes me sound a cruel bloke
Don’t worry; when we all wear green we’ll laugh and have a joke
Cos if rugby had no banter, it wouldn’t be the same Its fans know how to keep control unlike some other games!
And if Munster thinks they own this tune, they don’t and here is why - I’ve just got these four words for them – “The Fields of ATHENRY ”???!!!

EVERYBODY…
Fock your Strings & Warwick
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Tuitupou
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Earls & Mafi
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide

He’s gonna move inside…

He’s gonna cross that line…

He’s gonna beat yiz down in Thomond Pearrrrrk ( Limerick accent )

johng · Post by **johng** » January 14th, 2011, 3:51 pm

It's OK he's one of us
http://www.harpinonrugby.net/

simonno6 · Post by **simonno6** » January 14th, 2011, 6:52 pm

fourthirtythree wrote:I'm a bit annoyed as I think I was right to suggest in the songs thread that it was in fact "BOD outside".

Darcy plays inside centre.

Yeh, darce plays 12, which is outside jonny at 10. Since jonny is the narritative voice, it makes perfect sense. In fact, it would make slightly less sense if the song was bod outside!

simonno6 · Post by **simonno6** » January 14th, 2011, 6:56 pm

Genius by the way, this has gots to be made!!!

Dublin Dynamo · Post by **Dublin Dynamo** » January 14th, 2011, 10:50 pm

PATHETIC.

fourthirtythree · Post by **fourthirtythree** » January 14th, 2011, 10:56 pm

simonno6 wrote:
fourthirtythree wrote:I'm a bit annoyed as I think I was right to suggest in the songs thread that it was in fact "BOD outside".

Darcy plays inside centre.
Yeh, darce plays 12, which is outside jonny at 10. Since jonny is the narrator, it makes perfect sense. In fact, it would make slightly less sense if the song was bod outside!

You are, of course, right (searches for sheepish emoticon).
I was thinking of fock yer Rougerie etc... Which doesn't excuse the above comment.

uncle fester · Post by **uncle fester** » January 15th, 2011, 12:19 am

Even the Leinster fans on planet rugby think this is bent.
http://forum.planet-rugby.com/index.php ... 12&start=0&

fourthirtythree · Post by **fourthirtythree** » January 15th, 2011, 12:27 am

uncle fester wrote:Even the Leinster fans on planet rugby think this is bent.
http://forum.planet-rugby.com/index.php ... 12&start=0&

In fairness, here's a reasonably representative sample of the weighty commentary there so that others don't have to dive in "Child sexual abuse is a catholic problem you f%~king retarded, drink-sodden taig papist f%~k?.

The original song takes stereotypes of Limerick/traveler culture and ramps it up, they explicitly refer to Fr. Ted in that regard. In that context using the cliché "Dorce" of the upper class Leinster fan is wit. You may not find it funny, but it exhibits considerably greater wit than the "ure gay, no ure bent, fag" humour that you are using as your compass here.

Reconsider.

velvitjester · Post by **velvitjester** » January 15th, 2011, 2:23 am

fourthirtythree wrote:
uncle fester wrote:Even the Leinster fans on planet rugby think this is bent.
http://forum.planet-rugby.com/index.php ... 12&start=0&
In fairness, here's a reasonably representative sample of the weighty commentary there so that others don't have to dive in "Child sexual abuse is a catholic problem you f%~king retarded, drink-sodden taig papist f%~k?.

The original song takes stereotypes of Limerick/traveler culture and ramps it up, they explicitly refer to Fr. Ted in that regard. In that context using the cliché "Dorce" of the upper class Leinster fan is wit. You may not find it funny, but it exhibits considerably greater wit than the "ure gay, no ure bent, fag" humour that you are using as your compass here.

Reconsider.

He is taking the piss,it was a joke.

As for the song,another embarrassment that the "new" Leinster fans have shamed us with.Hopefully they can be as gracious in defeat as they are classless in victory,when the time comes.

fourthirtythree · Post by **fourthirtythree** » January 15th, 2011, 8:54 am

velvitjester wrote:
fourthirtythree wrote:
uncle fester wrote:Even the Leinster fans on planet rugby think this is bent.
http://forum.planet-rugby.com/index.php ... 12&start=0&
In fairness, here's a reasonably representative sample of the weighty commentary there so that others don't have to dive in "Child sexual abuse is a catholic problem you f%~king retarded, drink-sodden taig papist f%~k?.

The original song takes stereotypes of Limerick/traveler culture and ramps it up, they explicitly refer to Fr. Ted in that regard. In that context using the cliché "Dorce" of the upper class Leinster fan is wit. You may not find it funny, but it exhibits considerably greater wit than the "ure gay, no ure bent, fag" humour that you are using as your compass here.

Reconsider.
He is taking the piss,it was a joke.

As for the song,another embarrassment that the "new" Leinster fans have shamed us with.Hopefully they can be as gracious in defeat as they are classless in victory,when the time comes.

Just what could I add to such a self-satirising, classy, gracious post?

RoboProp · Post by **RoboProp** » January 15th, 2011, 10:12 am

I'm an oldish Leinster fan...I got grace coming out of my ass!

fourthirtythree · Post by **fourthirtythree** » January 15th, 2011, 12:26 pm

RoboProp wrote:I'm an oldish Leinster fan...I got grace coming out of my ass!

Why grace-y-ass Mr. Prop

random punter · Post by **random punter** » January 15th, 2011, 5:46 pm

I liked that more than I should

brilliant.

simonno6 · Post by **simonno6** » January 15th, 2011, 8:16 pm

fourthirtythree wrote:
simonno6 wrote:
fourthirtythree wrote:I'm a bit annoyed as I think I was right to suggest in the songs thread that it was in fact "BOD outside".

Darcy plays inside centre.
Yeh, darce plays 12, which is outside jonny at 10. Since jonny is the narrator, it makes perfect sense. In fact, it would make slightly less sense if the song was bod outside!
You are, of course, right (searches for sheepish emoticon).
I was thinking of fock yer Rougerie etc... Which doesn't excuse the above comment.

You might just have to consider penning another version with bod as the protagonist!! The more the merrier I say.

How is anyone out there disapproving of this song? As 433 pointed out the wit factor is incredible

Leinster Lout · Post by **Leinster Lout** » January 27th, 2011, 5:07 pm

Everyone planning on going to Thomond should seriously learn off at least 2 verses of this. Imagine how good it would be when Thomond goes quiet and all you can hear are the leinster lunatics belting this out! Wearing Morks and Spencer plastic bags naturally...

Xanthippe · Post by **Xanthippe** » January 27th, 2011, 6:14 pm

Leinster Lout wrote:Everyone planning on going to Thomond should seriously learn off at least 2 verses of this. Imagine how good it would be when Thomond goes quiet and all you can hear are the leinster lunatics belting this out! Wearing Morks and Spencer plastic bags naturally...

fourthirtythree · Post by **fourthirtythree** » January 27th, 2011, 6:28 pm

Leinster Lout wrote:Everyone planning on going to Thomond should seriously learn off at least 2 verses of this. Imagine how good it would be when Thomond goes quiet and all you can hear are the leinster lunatics belting this out! Wearing Morks and Spencer plastic bags naturally...

BT bags Lout. BT bags or nothing.

underpantsdance · Post by **underpantsdance** » January 27th, 2011, 6:43 pm

There's a BT in cork 433.......

fourthirtythree · Post by **fourthirtythree** » January 27th, 2011, 6:45 pm

underpantsdance wrote:There's a BT in cork 433.......

[facepalm] Well how would I know that? Never having left the confines of the pale save to go on holidays abroad?

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