Is Leo up for the scrap - 2015/16

[Oldschool]

Hello Leo this is your local Mirror.
Leo (ffs under his breadth) Ah Mirror they war... er. I mean told me about you.
All good I hope Leo.
What can I do you for Mirror.
Well Leo I just thought you might be interested in this.

http://www.ehai.ie

[Oldschool]

Hello Mirror any final thoughts before my first big night out.
ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Oldschool]

Hi Leo.
Hi Mirror.
So Leo tell me what do you have the squad doing when there's no game at the weekend.
They're doing all the things they didn't do when MOC was running the show!

[LeinsterLeader]

Hi Leo.
Hi Mirror.
So Leo tell me what do you have the squad doing when there's no game at the weekend.
They're doing all the things they didn't do when MOC was running the show!

Well at least some of them are on a p*ss-up in Portugal. Who knows though, maybe that's what they need. Team building or bonding and what-have-yeah!

[riocard911]

As long as there's no incriminating evidence like Murray and Zebo's "three in the bed and the little one said..." I couldn't give a monkey's!!!

[Oldschool]

Good evening Leo.
Good evening Mirror.
Leo, that fella Schmidt is robbing ya blind, what are you going to do about it?
Well Mirror last year I "visited" his house and managed to "acquire" all his notes on my players. So now it's payback.
Why didn't you just ask him for the notes Leo?
I did, Mirror, but he said no.
Did he say why Leo?
Yeah, He wants his old job back!

[Oldschool]

Good evening Leo.
Hello Mirror, so what's new?
You heard about my op then Leo?
Op? What op Mirror, was it serious?
My Upgrade Leo, my Upgrade.
Eh no actually I didn't, tell me more.
Well my positronic brain has been replaced with a negitronic brain for starters.
I don't think I like the sound of that Mirror.
Don't worry Leo it's all good stuff.
My new brain means you are going to hear sh!t you've never heard before Leo.
I think I just did, Mirror.

[Oldschool]

Good Morning Leo
Hello Mirror how's the new brain working out.
You're about to find out Leo.
I was re watching the film Titanic and for some reason Leinster came to mind.
And........
Well I was thinking Leo you need to do a bit of re-arranging of the seating.
Are you sure this new brain is working Mirror?
Leo, what I'm getting at is this.
The seating on the bus is way too comfortable so you need do something about it.
Jaysus Mirror I'm not a coach upholtstering expert.
Well I could say your not a coach, Leo but let's park that for another season.
I digress, you need to do one of two things Leo.
You need to either remove some of the upholstery and make the ride less comfortable OR
You need to give the lads a boot up the proverbial.
Either way, the result will be the same, I guarantee it.
You reckon that will solve our on field problems?
Maybe, but as I said it will definitely guarantee they'll have sore arses.

[Oldschool]

Hello Leo
Hello Mirror
Tell me Leo did you ever wonder about things?
Things, what kind of things Mirror?
Things like fairy tale endings Leo.
Eh, can't say I have Mirror but I'm sure you're leading up to something.
Well Leo take Snow White and the seven dwarfs for instance, what do you reckon ever happened to Snow White and Prince Charming?
They lived happily ever after didn't they, Mirror?
Eh, that's the fairy tale ending Leo but the reality is somewhat different.
Mirror, I don't know what this has got to do with anything but I must say you've tweaked my interest.

To be continued...................

[Oldschool]

So Mirror, about Snow White.
Well Leo just to put you in the general picture, fairytale endings are just good PR.
When I met the Brothers Grimm, they were nobodys.
I gave them the nod on the happily ever after bit and they never looked back.
Snow White and Charming appeared to be a marriage made in heaven.
Sadly Charming was a bit of a lad and they separated after a few years.
Needless to say this is not common knowledge.
Charming is still, how should I put, Charming, I suppose, although I suspect he has his regrets.
As for Snow White well...
I have to go now Leo but I'll fill you in later.

[Oldschool]

As I was saying Leo, life is complicated.
Snow White went thru a bad time after she and Charming split up.
She's still a beautiful woman but she's lost a bit of her sparkle tbh.
Eh Mirror I thought Sleeping Beauty married Prince Charming.
No Leo you've got it wrong, it was definitely Snow White.
Don't thing so Mirror, I bought the video for the twins the other day.
But you only have one child Leo.
Eh Mirror are you cracking up or something, I have twins.
Eh Mirror, are you ok? I thought I saw you flicker there for a second.
Leo how long have you been the Ireland coach?
Jaysus Mirror, you're losing it for sure, I was only appointed the Leinster coach six months ago.
Leo I have to go, maintenance were working on my trans-universe reflector.
This was a test run and some clown has beamed me into the wrong Universe.
God only knows what's happening where I'm supposed to be?

[Oldschool]

Don't do it Ray, don't do it!
Do what?
Don't buy that Bordeaux season ticket Ray!

[Oldschool]

Mr Nucifora, Sir.
Ah Mirror, I've heard all about you mate.
Have you, Sir. Relieved to hear it.
Ok Mirror what can you do for me?
Well Mr Nucifora, er I was wondering.
Spit it out mate, I don't bite.
Well, Mr Nucifora, Sir, I wonder could you spare a few of your biscuits for Dave Cahill.

[Oldschool]

Happy New Year Leo. Things seem to be going quite well, Munster put to the sword and all that.
Many happy returns Mirror. Yeah things are ticking over quite nicely.
A lot of that advice you gave me was spot on, although I was a bit worried about you for a while.
How do you mean Leo.
Well you seemed to be bang on form about your rugby insights but a bit mixed up about Snow White etc.
It was IT Leo, they were messing around with my new negatronic brain but I'm fine now.
So how are the twins?.......................

[Oldschool]

Good morning Leo.
Good morning Mirror, anything planned for today?
I always lie low on April 1st.
Why is that Mirror.
Well Leo only a fool would believe in a magic Mirror, never mind talk to one?
Ah yes Mirror but we know better.