"Pieces of Silver, Pieces of Silver"
Let me guess Mirror, you're just back from your holidays in the Caribbean.
It's "Pieces of Eight" by the way Mirror.
Nah Leo, "It's "Pieces of Silver" it's what the fans want this season. No pressure eh!
Time for a scrap 2016/17
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Time for a scrap 2016/17
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall who's the greatest player of them all? It is Drico your majesty.
Re: Time for a scrap 2016/17
Pieces of Silver, Pieces of Silver.
We've already had that conversation Mirror.
What do you mean Leo, I'm reprising my role as "The Parrot" in the 'Long John Silver' panto.
Well as I said before Mirror, it's Pieces of Eight.
Yes, Leo indeed you did.
How is project "Pieces of Silver" going so far?
We've already had that conversation Mirror.
What do you mean Leo, I'm reprising my role as "The Parrot" in the 'Long John Silver' panto.
Well as I said before Mirror, it's Pieces of Eight.
Yes, Leo indeed you did.
How is project "Pieces of Silver" going so far?
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall who's the greatest player of them all? It is Drico your majesty.
Re: Time for a scrap 2016/17
Hello Leo.
Hello Mirror (sighs)
Lot of rumours going about regarding various coaching positions Leo.
Yeah Mirror, Stuart seems to be linked to most of them.
Well Leo, it never ceases to amaze me how rumours get started.
How do you mean Mirror.
Well just before you came in I heard someone saying and I quote "Leo Cullen has been approached about the Northampton coaching job".
Hello Mirror (sighs)
Lot of rumours going about regarding various coaching positions Leo.
Yeah Mirror, Stuart seems to be linked to most of them.
Well Leo, it never ceases to amaze me how rumours get started.
How do you mean Mirror.
Well just before you came in I heard someone saying and I quote "Leo Cullen has been approached about the Northampton coaching job".
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall who's the greatest player of them all? It is Drico your majesty.
Re: Time for a scrap 2016/17
Mobile phone rings.
Stuart speaking, who may I ask is calling?
Allow me to introduce myself Stuart, I'm the Mirror.
The Daily or the Sunday?
No Stuart, The MIRROR.
Stuart turn around, tell me what do you see?
A wall with a mirror on it.
Good, now look closely at the mirror and tell me what you see.
Eh!, there's an image starting to appear, of a really old looking geezer.
That's me Stuart.
What did you say your name was again, Methuselah?
No he's a bit younger than me Stuart, people around here call me The Mirror.
Stuart, I'm going to cut to the chase. There are a lot of rumours going around the place!
Nothing to do with me, Mirror.
Au contraire Stuart they are all about you.
I meant that I haven't started any of them Mirror.
Well again cutting to the chase Stuart and I hope you don't mind,
but, Leo wants to know when are you leaving?
Stuart speaking, who may I ask is calling?
Allow me to introduce myself Stuart, I'm the Mirror.
The Daily or the Sunday?
No Stuart, The MIRROR.
Stuart turn around, tell me what do you see?
A wall with a mirror on it.
Good, now look closely at the mirror and tell me what you see.
Eh!, there's an image starting to appear, of a really old looking geezer.
That's me Stuart.
What did you say your name was again, Methuselah?
No he's a bit younger than me Stuart, people around here call me The Mirror.
Stuart, I'm going to cut to the chase. There are a lot of rumours going around the place!
Nothing to do with me, Mirror.
Au contraire Stuart they are all about you.
I meant that I haven't started any of them Mirror.
Well again cutting to the chase Stuart and I hope you don't mind,
but, Leo wants to know when are you leaving?
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall who's the greatest player of them all? It is Drico your majesty.
Re: Time for a scrap 2016/17
Leo it's time for a heart to heart.
About what Mirror?, apart from bomber, everything's fine.
That's why we need to have a little chat, Leo.
A boss of mine once said to me and I quote.
"I don't care how good you are as long as you keep making me look good."
Jaysus Mirror would you ever get to the point.
What I'm trying to say Leo, maybe having Stu around isn't such a bad thing.
Ok Mirror I get it but answer me this, who was your boss?
Joe Schmidt of course!
About what Mirror?, apart from bomber, everything's fine.
That's why we need to have a little chat, Leo.
A boss of mine once said to me and I quote.
"I don't care how good you are as long as you keep making me look good."
Jaysus Mirror would you ever get to the point.
What I'm trying to say Leo, maybe having Stu around isn't such a bad thing.
Ok Mirror I get it but answer me this, who was your boss?
Joe Schmidt of course!
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall who's the greatest player of them all? It is Drico your majesty.