AIl scrapped out 2014

[Oldschool]

Phone rings
Hello Joe
Mirror jaysus man(!) am I glad to see you.
Well Joe as you know I'm always ready to put my shoulder to the wheel, What can I do to help.
Speaking of wheels Mirror, I was just wondering How's your Scrummaging?

[Oldschool]

Phone Rings
Hello Joe
Hello Mirror what's the feedback on the ground like?
Well Joe they're not happy down south.
I mean to say Joe no ROG, no Foley (Anthony that is) and no McGann in the squad what were you thinking of?
Who the fu, excuse the french, is McGann?
He's pure 124 carat ligind, Joe pure and simple.
You know what Mirror but sometimes you just can't win.
Not to worry Joe, they still love you in Leinster.

[Oldschool]

Joe, rumour has it Uisce Eireann is looking to hire you.
Ishca Airin? Mirror what's their area of expertise?
They're the national Water Supply company and area of expertise might be a bit of a stretch.
Yeh Mirror but why do they want to hire me.
Well I reckon they figure that anyone who can walk on water would be kind of handy in their line of business.

[Oldschool]

Yo Joe
Mirror! you've been keeping yourself to yourself.
You know what they say Joe, silence is a virtue seldom in a man and never in a
MIRROR I wouldn't go there mate. So what's on your mind.
Well Joe I reckon we're going to see the impossible on Saturday.
Mmmm spit it out Mirror.
Well Joe I reckon we're going to see pigs flying on Saturday and I'm not referring to the constabulary BTW, in fact I'm far to polite to suggest anything of the sort.
Mirror I reckon you need to skip the speech and tell me what's on your mind.
Well Joe the Aussies say they are far more focused on their game against England game next week than on us.
If that's true Joe then I reckon you're just as likely to see pigs fly on Saturday.
I'm not with you Mirror.
It's a con job Joe, they'll be going all out to beat us. To suggest that Michael Cheika and his team would do otherwise is rubbish.
Calm down Mirror, so what if pigs can fly. They don't play rugby do they?

[Oldschool]

Joe when you started D'Arcy instead of Madigan against OZ, I said to meself, Mirror the bould Joe might be losing it.
Next Joe I heard that the men in white coats had come to take you away and I just knew my worse fears were about to be confirmed.
But then Joe I heard it was only your appendix.
Get Well soon mate.