Back for a 6Ns Scrap - 2015

[Oldschool]

Testing Testing Testing 1 2 3.
Well Joe looks like we're good to go.

Aside - This thread is just a bit of nonsense about a talking Mirror - PREPARE to SUSPEND BELIEF -
Any Similarity to Persons Living or Dead Is Purely Coincidental

[Oldschoolsocks]

You're not really giving us a lot to respond to ?

[Oldschool]

Phone Rings
Joe, there might be a problem coming down the tracks.
What's going on then Mirror.
Well Joe, over in Leinster, MOC has had to deal with a case of attempted identity theft. You could be next.
Think you're overreacting there Mirror TBH.
Well Joe, now I've got a stalker.

[kickahead]

Am I the only one wondering what's all this about?
Anyone else in on the joke?

[Oldschool]

Ello Joe
Bon Jour Phillipe, ca va
It goes good Joe and you.
Tres bien Phillipe
Ehh Joe could we speak de anglais
Ok Phillipe what can I do for you.
Well Joe di chats, dee cats, I meeen end dee dogs in dee streets know that you well wen tomerhow.
I av a favoor to ask of you:
I will do my best to elp er help Phillipe.
Well you ask de Cian Healy to be gentile avec mon sorree Joe I meant to be gentle with my props.
They are not used to de Irish ooligans beating up dee French forwards.
Phillipe that is how you say it Cest Ne Pas Possible. Healy is not an ooligan he is a caged Leinster lion.

[Peg Leg]

Phone Rings
Joe, there might be a problem coming down the tracks.
What's going on then Mirror.
Well Joe, over in Leinster, MOC has had to deal with a case of attempted identity theft. You could be next.
Think you're overreacting there Mirror TBH.
Well Joe, now I've got a stalker.

Why & how does the mirror use a phone?

[Oldschool]

Phone Rings
Joe, there might be a problem coming down the tracks.
What's going on then Mirror.
Well Joe, over in Leinster, MOC has had to deal with a case of attempted identity theft. You could be next.
Think you're overreacting there Mirror TBH.
Well Joe, now I've got a stalker.

Why & how does the mirror use a phone?

The MICKEY (Mirror Information Connected Knowledge Engine Yoke-eh-me-bob) was invented a long time ago.
The MICKEY system uses light based optical technology which even now is far more advanced than any modern day communications technology.
The use of mirrors was the key to how the technology worked.
Initially however the system had one big drawback. It required that the mirrors be fixed in position.
Eventually the mobile mickey was developed.
Just like today everyone carried their mobile mickey's around with them.
Hence the expression "taking the mickey".

[Peg Leg]

Phone Rings
Joe, there might be a problem coming down the tracks.
What's going on then Mirror.
Well Joe, over in Leinster, MOC has had to deal with a case of attempted identity theft. You could be next.
Think you're overreacting there Mirror TBH.
Well Joe, now I've got a stalker.

Why & how does the mirror use a phone?

The MICKEY (Mirror Information Connected Knowledge Engine Yoke-eh-me-bob) was invented a long time ago.
The MICKEY system uses light based optical technology which even now is far more advanced than any modern day communications technology.
The use of mirrors was the key to how the technology worked.
Initially however the system had one big drawback. It required that the mirrors be fixed in position.
Eventually the mobile mickey was developed.
Just like today everyone carried their mobile mickey's around with them.
Hence the expression "taking the mickey".

So in essence the mirror and Joe, touch mickeys?