Should RWC 2015 be Scrapped.

[Oldschool]

Get out the windolene and the shammy it's the thread you've all been dreading.
The good news is that the thread will end as soon as Ireland's participation in the RWC comes to an end.
Now isn't that something to look forward.

[Oldschoolsocks]

chamois

[RoboProp]

chamois

Are you like the bizarro Old School?

[Oldschoolsocks]

chamois

Are you like the bizarro Old School?

Just a humble pilgrim suffering for his convictions

[Oldschool]

Phone Rings
Hello Mirror.
Hello Pilgrim.
Haven't heard much from you lately Mirror.
Well Pilgrim there hasn't been a lot happening tbh.

[Oldschool]

Hello Joe
Hello Mirror, glad to see you've arrived in camp safe and sound.
Speaking of safe and sound Joe, rumour has it you might be stuck for an inside centre.
You got it in one Mirror, just a rumour, the smell of cordite is everywhere.
Well Joe, just in case, this could be the time to spring your secret weapon on the RWC.
Secret Weapon, Mirror???
Denis Hurley is the solution to all your problems Joe.
Would you care to enlighten me Mirror?
Look, Joe he's from Munster, what more can I say.
You've said enough Mirror!

[Oldschool]

Joe, it's early days yet but what's your assessment of how things are going so far?
Well Mirror I've been really impressed at the effort all the boys are putting in.
Normally I don't like naming names but the Munster lads have really stepped up to the mark.
Are you ok Old..... er I mean Mirror you look unwell.
I'll be fine Joe, I was just feeling a bit faint.
As I was saying Mirror, I've been very mpressed with the efforts of GM, AB1 and M#1 so far.

[simonokeeffe]

Here is John Lacey pushing Wayne Barnes over

[Oldschool]

You look a bit numb Joe.
That's because you've just been stung Joe. Let me explain.
A scorpion and an ant meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the ant to carry him across on its back.  The ant asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?”  The scorpion says, “Because if I do, I will die too.”
The ant is satisfied, and they set out.  But in midstream, the scorpion stings the ant.  The ant feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp “Why?”
Replies the scorpion: “It’s my nature"
Well Joe, you've been stung by the Irish inability to deal with being favourites.
It's their nature and tough love Joe but this isn't the first time you've been stung.

[Oldschool]

Joe it always pays to have a plan B so might I be so bold?
Go ahead Mirror I'm always open to suggestions.
Well Joe if things don't go so well tomorrow, you could always apply for the England job.

[Oldschool]

Good afternoon, Joe great result.
Yeah Mirror, but I'm surprised you're not in hiding.
What do you mean, Joe?
I told the squad about your plan B suggestion.
It was the best pre-match motivational speech I've ever given.

[Oldschool]

Commiserations Joe.
Mirror, you're fired!.
What da f^ck Joe...??????
Yeah Mirror all that sh!t about Scorpions and Ants.
But nothing about the f^cking sting in the Puma's tail?