Time to scrap England

[Oldschool]

Phone rings.
Antipodean voice answers.
Joe, just going thru your match notes.
It looks spot on, the short lineouts, kicks to May...............
Perfect for the conditions.
Thanks mate but you got the wrong number, my name is Eddie.

[Oldschool]

Phone rings.
Antipodean voice answers.
Joe, just going thru your match notes.
It looks spot on, the short lineouts, kicks to May...............
Perfect for the conditions.
Thanks mate but you got the wrong number, my name is Eddie.

The mirror hangs up the phone.
Did I do ok Joe?
Perfect mirror, your best ever.

[Oldschool]

Phone rings.
Antipodean voice answers.
Eddie, Joe knows!
Don't give it a thought Mirror.

[Oldschool]

Incoming text.
Joe the mind games worked a treat.

[Oldschool]

Phone rings.
Antipodean voice answers.
F^ck off Mirror.