Who'd win an internet poll?

ronk · Post by **ronk** » February 27th, 2014, 7:40 pm

Who's teh bigger try-scoring ligind?

paddyor · Post by **paddyor** » February 27th, 2014, 7:49 pm

I'd pick Not-Heaslip

All Blacks nil · Post by **All Blacks nil** » February 27th, 2014, 8:42 pm

I must say for a crowd complaining about the coverage certain players are getting on this forum

LeRouxIsPHat · Post by **LeRouxIsPHat** » February 27th, 2014, 10:15 pm

Does it matter who'd win? Surely the important question is who would celebrate the win?

suisse · Post by **suisse** » February 28th, 2014, 12:36 am

paddyor wrote:I'd pick Not-Heaslip

Don't you mean Houdini? He's been disappearing since 2009 and always comes second best in every single game he plays in the number 8 battle. The fact that every single coach he plays for, picks him, including the two most successful coaches in Ireland since professionalism. But...I wouldn't pick him if I was coaching the team. He's been disappearing since 2009 and always comes second best in every single game he plays in the number 8 battle. Plus he has an earring, white boats, big head phones and a restaurant. He's been disappearing since 2009 and always comes second best in every single game he plays in the number 8 battle.

ronk · Post by **ronk** » February 28th, 2014, 1:02 am

Sure that guy only has half as many Heineken Cup tries as Axel, despite all his fancy dan Lions caps.

paddyor · Post by **paddyor** » February 28th, 2014, 1:43 am

suisse wrote:
paddyor wrote:I'd pick Not-Heaslip
Don't you mean Houdini? He's been disappearing since 2009 and always comes second best in every single game he plays in the number 8 battle. The fact that every single coach he plays for, picks him, including the two most successful coaches in Ireland since professionalism. But...I wouldn't pick him if I was coaching the team. He's been disappearing since 2009 and always comes second best in every single game he plays in the number 8 battle. Plus he has an earring, white boats, big head phones and a restaurant. He's been disappearing since 2009 and always comes second best in every single game he plays in the number 8 battle.

No I said Not-Heaslip
He's been better than Heaslip since 2009, consistently out performed him.....intermittenently. He's not the first name on the team sheet and will be replaced by the province/club asap. He costs next to nothing as he's simple folk with none of them interests, allowing him in theory to concentrate the time he doesn't devote to rugby, to rugby...in theory! Lots of DOG...lots of f*ckin DOG. More DOG than all the takeaways in China!!!!!!! Been puttin' his hand up and buying jerseys for years now. Surprised he isn't in the poll!

Peg Leg · Post by **Peg Leg** » February 28th, 2014, 8:20 am

P. Try

Fireworks · Post by **Fireworks** » February 28th, 2014, 9:46 am

Poor old Zebedee cannot even get picked on an internet poll.

Oldschool · Post by **Oldschool** » February 28th, 2014, 11:34 am

suisse wrote:
paddyor wrote:I'd pick Not-Heaslip
Don't you mean Houdini? He's been disappearing since 2009 and always comes second best in every single game he plays in the number 8 battle. The fact that every single coach he plays for, picks him, including the two most successful coaches in Ireland since professionalism. But...I wouldn't pick him if I was coaching the team. He's been disappearing since 2009 and always comes second best in every single game he plays in the number 8 battle. Plus he has an earring, white boats, big head phones and a restaurant. He's been disappearing since 2009 and always comes second best in every single game he plays in the number 8 battle.

MOC hasn't won anything with us yet.

Oldschool · Post by **Oldschool** » February 28th, 2014, 11:35 am

Fireworks wrote:Poor old Zebedee cannot even get picked on an internet poll.

It's worse than that:- He's being beaten by a never was, has been.

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » February 28th, 2014, 2:20 pm

Can we have some meaningless stats please?

All Blacks nil · Post by **All Blacks nil** » February 28th, 2014, 2:53 pm

Dexter wrote:Can we have some meaningless stats please?

100% of the votes cast were in favour of a Munster player.
100% of the internet polls on here are meaningless

and Paddy it is good to see you are back from your fruitless attempt to turn a thread about fiona Looney's TV programme into another Zebo platform. Curious to see mention of him on the Leinster v Cardiff selection thread also especially by one bemoaning his dominance of the babbling brook.

You just can't help yourself

Broken Wing · Post by **Broken Wing** » February 28th, 2014, 3:35 pm

Dexter wrote:Can we have some meaningless stats please?

Scrabble values:
Zebo - 15
Axel - 12

Lar · Post by **Lar** » February 28th, 2014, 4:35 pm

Why is there no 'Who cares?' option?

the spoofer · Post by **the spoofer** » February 28th, 2014, 5:24 pm

I got banned from MF's for saying that the way they are going on about Zebo, you'd swear he was the second cumming.

Grumpy Old Man · Post by **Grumpy Old Man** » February 28th, 2014, 5:59 pm

the spoofer wrote:I got banned from MF's for saying that the way they are going on about Zebo, you'd swear he was the second cumming.

Did you try Murray mince ?

BlueStreak · Post by **BlueStreak** » February 28th, 2014, 6:39 pm

the spoofer wrote:I got banned from MF's for saying that the way they are going on about Zebo, you'd swear he was the second cumming.

Ha ha, they just don't appreciate good old fashioned smut over there!

artaneboy · Post by **artaneboy** » February 28th, 2014, 7:37 pm

the spoofer wrote:I got banned from MF's for saying that the way they are going on about Zebo, you'd swear he was the second cumming.

Well MF is like the English soccer leagues: sooner or later all managers get fired there- and sooner or later all Leinster fans get banned from that sea of bitterness. Might as well be a good joke that prompts it!

Hornet · Post by **Hornet** » March 1st, 2014, 12:19 am

Ze-Bowe, Ze-Bowe.

Babbling 'brook

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