Silly Season's world xv for brain dead rugby players

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Silly Season's world xv for brain dead rugby players

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Thanks JB, great idea.

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9. M Philips
10. J O'Connor

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12. G Henson
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Peg Leg wrote:Thanks JB, great idea.

1.
2.
3. C Mitchell
4.
5.
6. T Brennan
7.
8. A Powell

9. M Philips
10. J O'Connor

11. S Zebo
12. G Henson
13. M Bastereud
14. Z Guilford
15. K Beale
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No Quade Cooper?

You'd kind of have to have big Mal in there as well. He once came rushing into the dressing room in the RDS before a match complaining that he'd locked his keys in his car. A few of the lads went out to see if they could help him and discovered that
a) the car was unlocked
b) the keys weren't in it
c) the keys were in fact in his jacket pocket
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domhnallj wrote:
Peg Leg wrote:Thanks JB, great idea.

1.
2.
3. C Mitchell
4.
5.
6. T Brennan
7.
8. A Powell

9. M Philips
10. J O'Connor

11. S Zebo
12. G Henson
13. M Bastereud
14. Z Guilford
15. K Beale
davey tweed!
I think Davey would be more suited to a "HMP Maghaberry Prison XV"
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Dave Cahill wrote:No Quade Cooper?

You'd kind of have to have big Mal in there as well. He once came rushing into the dressing room in the RDS before a match complaining that he'd locked his keys in his car. A few of the lads went out to see if they could help him and discovered that
a) the car was unlocked
b) the keys weren't in it
c) the keys were in fact in his jacket pocket
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Justin Harrison was a classay individual...

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How can we ever forget Dean Richards and John Jeffrey?
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Gareth Chilcott? Didnt he drink a bottle of aftershave at a post match dinner in Paris.
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John23 wrote:Gareth Chilcott? Didnt he drink a bottle of aftershave at a post match dinner in Paris.
Yeah, think it should be kept as off-field.
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Moss Keane once dangled Terry Kennedy by his ankles out of the 10th floor of a hotel in Australia while on tour with Ireland.
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Dave Cahill wrote:No Quade Cooper?

You'd kind of have to have big Mal in there as well. He once came rushing into the dressing room in the RDS before a match complaining that he'd locked his keys in his car. A few of the lads went out to see if they could help him and discovered that
a) the car was unlocked
b) the keys weren't in it
c) the keys were in fact in his jacket pocket
Who would you drop for cooper?
I'd imagine the Hartley, Ashton and Haskell would make the bench courtesy of the hotel incident!
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offshorerules wrote:Moss Keane once dangled Terry Kennedy by his ankles out of the 10th floor of a hotel in Australia while on tour with Ireland.
Are you nominating Mk or TK there?
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1 the badly named colin smart the prop who drank a bottle of aftershave on a tour of argentina and nearly died

2) bobby the duke Windsor (read his book total header)


3) keith Murdoch beat up people on the pitch and off it! then jacked it in to go walkabout in the aussie bush


4) cudmore he is always in trouble on the field and has a very shady past off it

6) carl fearns seems to like a punch up on and off the field (loses nutter points as he chinned Henson which is no bad thing!)
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Willie Anderson! Locked up for 3 months in an Argie prison for stealing a flag when touring with Ireland.
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Dylan O'Grady: 1 cap for Ireland in 90s later jailed for drug trafficking (wing forward)
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Manu Tuilagi jumped off a ferry, just saying.
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Peg Leg wrote:
offshorerules wrote:Moss Keane once dangled Terry Kennedy by his ankles out of the 10th floor of a hotel in Australia while on tour with Ireland.
Are you nominating Mk or TK there?
Good point.
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Trevor Brennan for attacking an ulster fan in the stands, and horgan for attacking a bouncer.
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Dougie Howlett for going on a rampage in Kilkenny during the Munster Xmas party.
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