Silly Season's world xv for brain dead rugby players

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BlueStreak wrote:We're gonna need someone to coach this team. I reckon Peter de Villiers and Marc Lievremont would make a great double act. Brendan Venter could be the director of rugby.
With Knoxy as backs coach?

You'd have to have Eric Miller involved after he famously went for a nap on the plane to South Africa and asked the Lion next to him to wake him up in an hour so he could see the equator......
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_twJ0hmeDB4

3 cheers for serevi :D

did caucau make the cut?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EV-aM3j0kg

Dylan Hartley for this particular gem in the Premiership final. Saints had a collective brain fart in those few minutes!
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South African rugby starJoseph Ntshongwana appears in court accused of killing three men with an axe!

this guy takes the biscuit for off field misdemeanours
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And if we're looking for supporters of this team, this fella has to be in the front row....

Welsh Rugby Fan Hacks Off Testicles

A welsh rugby fan cut off his testicles after Wales' Six Nations win over England at the week-end. Geoff Huish was so convinced England would beat the Welsh he told mates: "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off."

Friends thought the 26-year-old was joking. But after Wales' 11-9 victory in Cardiff on Saturday, he went home and carried out his promise.

He then walked the 200m back to the social club in Caerphilly to show everyone what he had done.

Staff dialled 999 and put his testicles in a pint glass packed with ice until help arrived.

One onlooker said: "He came back with his testicles in a bag.

"He lifted up his kilt and there was blood everywhere. It was terrible. That's when he collapsed."

Mr Huish is said to be seriously ill in hospital.

Police revealed he has a history of mental problems.
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"would you like me to move this penalty 10m forward?"
"Yes....."
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Flash Gordon wrote:And if we're looking for supporters of this team, this fella has to be in the front row....

Welsh Rugby Fan Hacks Off Testicles

A welsh rugby fan cut off his testicles after Wales' Six Nations win over England at the week-end. Geoff Huish was so convinced England would beat the Welsh he told mates: "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off."

Friends thought the 26-year-old was joking. But after Wales' 11-9 victory in Cardiff on Saturday, he went home and carried out his promise.

He then walked the 200m back to the social club in Caerphilly to show everyone what he had done.

Staff dialled 999 and put his testicles in a pint glass packed with ice until help arrived.

One onlooker said: "He came back with his testicles in a bag.

"He lifted up his kilt and there was blood everywhere. It was terrible. That's when he collapsed."

Mr Huish is said to be seriously ill in hospital.

Police revealed he has a history of mental problems.
Why was a Welsh fan wearing a kilt?
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Wow, I forgot about that. The single most stupid and hilarious moment in Irish rugby that I recall. POC just stared in disbelief.
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Any ideas on a team of officials to ref their games.
TMO: A tie between the Regular Munster TMO and the guy who was TMO in the first test between Aus and France a couple of weeks ago.
These guys would give myopia and patizanship a bad name.
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Oldschool wrote:Any ideas on a team of officials to ref their games.
TMO: A tie between the Regular Munster TMO and the guy who was TMO in the first test between Aus and France a couple of weeks ago.
These guys would give myopia and patizanship a bad name.
Steve Walsh, Steve Walsh, Steve Walsh and Simon McDowell TMO
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simonokeeffe wrote:
Oldschool wrote:Any ideas on a team of officials to ref their games.
TMO: A tie between the Regular Munster TMO and the guy who was TMO in the first test between Aus and France a couple of weeks ago.
These guys would give myopia and patizanship a bad name.
Steve Walsh, Steve Walsh, Steve Walsh and Simon McDowell TMO
I knew there had to be more than one Steve Walsh - how could just one man carry that ego?

*he ain't a bad ref all the same
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offshorerules wrote:
Flash Gordon wrote:And if we're looking for supporters of this team, this fella has to be in the front row....

Welsh Rugby Fan Hacks Off Testicles

A welsh rugby fan cut off his testicles after Wales' Six Nations win over England at the week-end. Geoff Huish was so convinced England would beat the Welsh he told mates: "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off."

Friends thought the 26-year-old was joking. But after Wales' 11-9 victory in Cardiff on Saturday, he went home and carried out his promise.

He then walked the 200m back to the social club in Caerphilly to show everyone what he had done.

Staff dialled 999 and put his testicles in a pint glass packed with ice until help arrived.

One onlooker said: "He came back with his testicles in a bag.

"He lifted up his kilt and there was blood everywhere. It was terrible. That's when he collapsed."

Mr Huish is said to be seriously ill in hospital.

Police revealed he has a history of mental problems.
Why was a Welsh fan wearing a kilt?
I would imagine that accessibility for the whole severance scenario would have been a deciding factor.......
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olaf the fat wrote:
simonokeeffe wrote:
Oldschool wrote:Any ideas on a team of officials to ref their games.
TMO: A tie between the Regular Munster TMO and the guy who was TMO in the first test between Aus and France a couple of weeks ago.
These guys would give myopia and patizanship a bad name.
Steve Walsh, Steve Walsh, Steve Walsh and Simon McDowell TMO
I knew there had to be more than one Steve Walsh - how could just one man carry that ego?

*he ain't a bad ref all the same
His hair can be 4th official
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