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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Peg Leg » May 31st, 2019, 6:06 pm

"It was Mrs O'Leary's cow"
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Peg Leg » June 21st, 2019, 10:56 am

Woman's 'Hail Satan' invocation prompts walkout from Alaska town meeting

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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby blockhead » June 21st, 2019, 9:32 pm

Israel Folau's fundraising page raises just under $500,000 in just 15 hours.
The Jesus freaks putting their money down.
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And gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live FOREVER!
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Peg Leg » June 22nd, 2019, 8:14 pm

blockhead wrote:Israel Folau's fundraising page raises just under $500,000 in just 15 hours.
The Jesus freaks putting their money down.
Drew Mitchell's tweet was perfect
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Laighin Break » June 24th, 2019, 10:27 am

And now the page has been taken down and the money refunded :lol:
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby blockhead » November 15th, 2019, 12:14 pm

Rural Drink-Driving Permit.
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Twist » November 15th, 2019, 2:46 pm

I'm guessing whoever came up with this has a name that rhymes with Feely-Day?
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby blockhead » November 18th, 2019, 10:14 am

Guess Who.
"God's word says for a man and a woman to be together, one man and one woman in the covenant of marriage to be together.
"Look how rapid these bushfires, these droughts, all these things have come in a short period of time, do you think it's a coincidence or not?
“God is speaking to you guys - Australia, you need to repent and take these laws and turn it back into following what is right by God."
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Dave Cahill » November 18th, 2019, 10:32 am

blockhead wrote:Guess Who.
"God's word says for a man and a woman to be together, one man and one woman in the covenant of marriage to be together.
"Look how rapid these bushfires, these droughts, all these things have come in a short period of time, do you think it's a coincidence or not?
“God is speaking to you guys - Australia, you need to repent and take these laws and turn it back into following what is right by God."


The late Fred Phelps?


Speaking through a talented multi-discipline sportsman from beyond the grave perhaps
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Oldschoolsocks » November 18th, 2019, 12:22 pm

blockhead wrote:Guess Who.
"God's word says for a man and a woman to be together, one man and one woman in the covenant of marriage to be together.
"Look how rapid these bushfires, these droughts, all these things have come in a short period of time, do you think it's a coincidence or not?
“God is speaking to you guys - Australia, you need to repent and take these laws and turn it back into following what is right by God."

I’m going to go with the banana man Ray Comfort
I just wanted to see Gordon D'Arcy get a 'back, sack and crack wax'
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Oldschoolsocks » November 18th, 2019, 12:37 pm

Oldschoolsocks wrote:
blockhead wrote:Guess Who.
"God's word says for a man and a woman to be together, one man and one woman in the covenant of marriage to be together.
"Look how rapid these bushfires, these droughts, all these things have come in a short period of time, do you think it's a coincidence or not?
“God is speaking to you guys - Australia, you need to repent and take these laws and turn it back into following what is right by God."

I’m going to go with the banana man Ray Comfort

Revising to good auld Izzy Falou - always good for a laugh
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Hornet » November 18th, 2019, 12:45 pm

blockhead wrote:Guess Who.
"God's word says for a man and a woman to be together, one man and one woman in the covenant of marriage to be together.
"Look how rapid these bushfires, these droughts, all these things have come in a short period of time, do you think it's a coincidence or not?
“God is speaking to you guys - Australia, you need to repent and take these laws and turn it back into following what is right by God."

DUP or RCC?
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby LeRouxIsPHat » November 18th, 2019, 12:46 pm

Is getting sacked not a message from God as well?
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby fourthirtythree » November 18th, 2019, 12:55 pm

Obviously he didn't pay attention to Jesus's " it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven" when he took his 4 million dollar lawsuit either.

Which is funny because unlike wealth Jesus didn't really have much to say about the gays. Wonder why wealthy bigots choose the bits they choose to believe in though?
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby blockhead » December 4th, 2019, 11:45 am

Not so funny but, Rugby Australia has apologised to Israel Folau and paid an undisclosed sum of money, probably less than the $14 million he was looking for though.
As an occaisionally drunk atheist, who has been known to "mis-speak" from time to time, I am appalled!
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby fourthirtythree » December 4th, 2019, 1:33 pm

blockhead wrote:Not so funny but, Rugby Australia has apologised to Israel Folau and paid an undisclosed sum of money, probably less than the $14 million he was looking for though.
As an occaisionally drunk atheist, who has been known to "mis-speak" from time to time, I am appalled!


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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby LeRouxIsPHat » December 4th, 2019, 2:13 pm

Whatever about the payment he gets, presumably that's just a contract issue and RA has no choice (although I'd have thought they were 100% sure that they had every right to sack him) but to pay it, but the apology sticks in the craw.
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