In need of a laugh?

[limecat]

Wow, bit eh, dodgy.

...and doesn't say much for their testing.

The first thing you test is whether something works, second thing is whether can you break it and the simplest way to do that is just to press submit.

[Donny B.]

Goodbye Jews...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXM7Q0pm88

[Cianostays]

Gun control in Australia from the Daily Show's Jon Oliver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pOiOhxujsE (part 1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYbY45rHj8w (part 2)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVuspKSjfgA (part 3)

I laughed and wanted to throw stuff at my tv when I saw this.

[ribs]

Brilliant

[icebaby]

Gun control in Australia from the Daily Show's Jon Oliver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pOiOhxujsE (part 1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYbY45rHj8w (part 2)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVuspKSjfgA (part 3)

I laughed and wanted to throw stuff at my tv when I saw this.

How far in do you have to watch to get to the funny bit?

[limecat]

[IanD]

I know the Luas was intended to take cars off the road but I did not realise it was one at a time.

http://www.thejournal.ie/luas-car-accid ... 1-Jul2013/

[tigerburnie]

Gavin Henson is out shopping when he spots an unfamiliar object.
"What's that?" He asks the shop assistant.
"It's a thermos flask sir." Comes the reply.
"What's it for?" Asks Gav.
"Basically, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." Says the shop assistant.
"Fantastic," says Gav, "I'll take one."
The next day, Gavin turns up at training and is unpacking his kit, when Gary Gold wanders by.
"Alright Gav, what have you got there then?"
"Oh hello Gary, it's a thermos flask. Apparently they keep hot things hot and cold things cold"
"Is that so? What have you got in it?"
"Two cups of tea and a choc ice."

[tigerburnie]

Woman – A Chemical Analysis
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.
Physical Properties:
1) Surface usually covered with painted film.
2) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3) Melts if given special treatment.
4) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
5) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical Properties:
1) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
2) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
4) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in alcohol to a certain point.
5) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
6) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.
Uses:
1) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
3) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
4) Can cool things down when it’s too hot.
Tests:
1) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Caution:
1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
2) Illegal to possess more than one at a time.

[The Doc]

Ok - little hard to explain this - customer reviews for Haribo Sugar Free Gummie Bears - go to all reviews and read.

Warning - don't do this somewhere you need to be quiet - I read them in work and snorted

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Cand ... bears+5+lb

Edit : suggest you sort by "most helpful first"

[nc6000]

Ok - little hard to explain this - customer reviews for Haribo Sugar Free Gummie Bears - go to all reviews and read.

Warning - don't do this somewhere you need to be quiet - I read them in work and snorted

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Cand ... bears+5+lb

Edit : suggest you sort by "most helpful first"

We could have some laugh at the first match if they gave those out in the Season Ticket packs.

[Donny B.]

Ok - little hard to explain this - customer reviews for Haribo Sugar Free Gummie Bears - go to all reviews and read.

Warning - don't do this somewhere you need to be quiet - I read them in work and snorted

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Cand ... bears+5+lb

Edit : suggest you sort by "most helpful first"

Holy sh!t!!!

[Donny B.]

Ok - little hard to explain this - customer reviews for Haribo Sugar Free Gummie Bears - go to all reviews and read.

Warning - don't do this somewhere you need to be quiet - I read them in work and snorted

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Cand ... bears+5+lb

Edit : suggest you sort by "most helpful first"

Holy sh!t!!!

[tigerburnie]

Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack. It’s called Not Poodle

[TerenureJim]

And they say money cant buy class....

http://www.independent.ie/woman/celeb-n ... 25362.html

[Alternative Ulster]

Eww. Did that used to be a woman's arse?

[blockhead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

[colster]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-w38O ... o1_400.gif

[Peg Leg]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-w38O ... o1_400.gif

viewing this improved my life.

[limecat]

https://twitter.com/AnimalMashups