In need of a laugh?

[R-Dog]

Madrigal showing off his passing skills,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0BkQCy ... e=youtu.be

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[tigerburnie]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Bit like the Haribo one......................................

[The Doc]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Bit like the Haribo one......................................

Brilliant - I just find these hialrious. There is some very funny writing in these - I assume this is a new art of writing Amazon reviews

Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend

[domhnallj]

I laughed and laughed over this - real or not, it cheered me up.

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Read the email correspondance...

You should read the other stuff he posts as well. Brilliant.

[LENSTA]

We buy any car... yeah right... http://imgur.com/Yhxseif

[tigerburnie]

THIS ABSOLUTELY DESERVED AN "A"
>
> This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were
> taking their mid-term exam.
>
> The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question
> was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put
> to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
>
> 1) It is perfect formula for the child.
>
> 2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
>
> 3) It is always the right temperature.
>
> 4) It is inexpensive.
>
> 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
>
> 6) It is always available as needed.
>
>
>
> And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
> bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
>
> 7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the
> ground where the cat can't get it.
>
>
> He got an A.

Nicked from UAFC( I'll take anything that's not nailed down.......)

[Peg Leg]

THIS ABSOLUTELY DESERVED AN "A"
>
> This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were
> taking their mid-term exam.
>
> The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question
> was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put
> to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
>
> 1) It is perfect formula for the child.
>
> 2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
>
> 3) It is always the right temperature.
>
> 4) It is inexpensive.
>
> 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
>
> 6) It is always available as needed.
>
>
>
> And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
> bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
>
> 7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the
> ground where the cat can't get it.
>
>
> He got an A.

Nicked from UAFC( I'll take anything that's not nailed down.......)

Great album too

[Lamb of BOD]

Like everything, though, you have to know when to stop

[tigerburnie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... er8I4cX-vs

[tigerburnie]

When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At an entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of the most important human body part which was most useful when erect















Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are on FACEBOOK.

[blockhead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNUJ_td7eJc

SuperMario

[tigerburnie]

A guy goes into U.S. Postal Service to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and you might as well plan on starting at 10:00 AM every Day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

[tigerburnie]

From a teacher -- short and to the point

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more
people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art
of capital letters.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of
the following statement:

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Is everybody clear on that?

[tigerburnie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhaYvI1y ... r_embedded

[TerenureJim]

The list of winners at the MTV "European(?) Music" Awards ha

Full list of winners:

Best Song
Bruno Mars – Locked Out Of Heaven

Best Video
Miley Cyrus – Wrecking Ball

Best New
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Best Female
Katy Perry

Best Male
Justin Bieber

Best Pop
One Direction

Best Live
Beyoncé

Best Hip Hop
Eminem

Best Rock
Green Day

Best Electronic
Avicii

Best Alternative
Thirty Seconds To Mars

Best Look
Harry Styles

Biggest Fans
Tokio Hotel

Best World Stage
Linkin Park – Mexico 2012

Best Push
Austin Mahone – April 2013

Best Worldwide Act
Chris Lee

Global Icon
Eminem

[TheBear]

The list of winners at the MTV "European(?) Music" Awards ha

Full list of winners:

...

Sorry, but it's the MTV Europe Music Awards. The awards of MTV Europe, not the awards for Europe's music.

[sid]

Best Song
Bruno Mars – Locked Out Of Heaven

Best Video
Miley Cyrus – Wrecking Ball

This is hilarious in its own right. Wrecking Ball is a brilliant song with a half-arsed attempt at a porno for a video, while Locked Out Of Heaven sounds like someone ran Postman Pat's cat Jess through a jet engine.

[Peg Leg]

An old'n, but a good'n
http://youtu.be/CIaWo-BlBjs

[IanD]

Dont normally go in for posting series of videos on Youtube these are great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRBoPveyETc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcmz74AaXHs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTix7FDHZcA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrjp6e04dZ8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu5Oo23G67w

Look out for the Justin Bieber one.

[Donny B.]

Only discovered these the other day, absolute genius!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxrWuE5qC5c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJXLyUoz2M4