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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby blockhead » December 12th, 2013, 6:27 pm

Peg Leg wrote:None of this is funny!


This is;
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/matt-oconnor-slates-female-northampton-2903808

O’Connor told one female ­supporter to go somewhere else if she did not like his language.
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Dave Cahill » December 12th, 2013, 6:27 pm

mfjoc wrote:
Dave Cahill wrote:
It is expensive compared to European norms, but then Dublin Bus gets roughly half the subvention that comparable bus services in other EU countries get and receives no aid for fleet replacement. Even the privatised bus companies in the UK get more funding than the state owned Dublin Bus. The difference in fares between here and the continent basically comes down to subsidies - the 'real' fares are pretty much the same.


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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby tigerburnie » December 20th, 2013, 3:07 pm

All the pressure at work , end of the year and all that, getting really depressed, huge bills for expensive Christmas presents making things worse, so I decided to call one of those help lines, who put me though to a call centre in Pakistan. When I told them I was feeling suicidal, they got all excited and asked me if I could drive a lorry...................................
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Donny B. » December 20th, 2013, 3:24 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkbebJbvu_A

James Bond theme parody. Be warned the language is fairly fruity!
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby honeyec » December 20th, 2013, 4:17 pm

Donny B. wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkbebJbvu_A

James Bond theme parody. Be warned the language is fairly fruity!


Hope there's no female Northampton fans watching.
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby tigerburnie » December 23rd, 2013, 11:31 am

A Christmas Tradition Begins: A Truly Heartwarming Christmas Story:


When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had
drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of
little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the
broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to put it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this. I do my best to keep you all informed !

Merry Christmas !!!
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby blockhead » December 25th, 2013, 12:02 am

You know I'm going to lose,
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But that's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live FOREVER!
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Cianostays » December 31st, 2013, 1:46 pm

The sport that unites Catholic, Protestant and dissenter has had its day of days. Pity anybody who can't enjoy it. Some day.

Gerry Thornley 23/3/09. 'Nuff said.
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby blockhead » January 7th, 2014, 3:37 pm

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/can-you-say-that-in-english-please-ralph-laurens-niece-asked-arresting-guard-to-repeat-herself-29895597.html

Garda Yvette Walsh told the court that she arrested the accused at Shannon Airport at 2.05pm yesterday to which Ms Lauren replied; "Can you say that in English please." She was later charged at Shannon Garda station and made no reply after each charge.


I was going to put this in the weird news thread but then, when you think about it, she has a point.
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby limecat » January 7th, 2014, 4:21 pm

blockhead wrote:http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/can-you-say-that-in-english-please-ralph-laurens-niece-asked-arresting-guard-to-repeat-herself-29895597.html

Garda Yvette Walsh told the court that she arrested the accused at Shannon Airport at 2.05pm yesterday to which Ms Lauren replied; "Can you say that in English please." She was later charged at Shannon Garda station and made no reply after each charge.


I was going to put this in the weird news thread but then, when you think about it, she has a point.


How long before US media notice this and start making jokes about Irish courts being in pubs..?
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby blockhead » January 8th, 2014, 10:30 pm

You know I'm going to lose,
And gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live FOREVER!
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby blockhead » January 9th, 2014, 12:30 am

blockhead wrote:http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/can-you-say-that-in-english-please-ralph-laurens-niece-asked-arresting-guard-to-repeat-herself-29895597.html

Garda Yvette Walsh told the court that she arrested the accused at Shannon Airport at 2.05pm yesterday to which Ms Lauren replied; "Can you say that in English please." She was later charged at Shannon Garda station and made no reply after each charge.


I was going to put this in the weird news thread but then, when you think about it, she has a point.


Update
Jenny Lauren 'thought she was in Spain' when asking arresting guard to speak English


How drunk do you have to be to mistake Limerick for Spain? Honestly. I can understand the language confusion, turnipish takes a while to decipher.
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby paddyor » January 9th, 2014, 1:30 am

Not as good as previous ones but worth a read.

http://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0UMWY
Ruddock's tackle stats consistently too low for me to be taken seriously as a Six Nations blindside..... Ruddock's defensive stats don't stack up. - All Blacks Nil, Jan 15th, 2014
England A 8 - 14 Ireland A, 25th Jan 2014
Ruddock(c) 19/2 Tackles
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby ronk » January 9th, 2014, 1:48 am

blockhead wrote:
How drunk do you have to be to mistake Limerick for Spain? Honestly. I can understand the language confusion, turnipish takes a while to decipher.


Being met by a Garda on a plane? Plausible. It's an easy way to wiggle out of a smart comment. Have to wonder about the wisdom of diverting a plane in the first place for increasingly minor disruptions. What's next, a version of the "if you kids don't stop messing I'm stopping the car and kicking you out."?
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby honeyec » January 23rd, 2014, 5:20 pm

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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby blockhead » February 17th, 2014, 6:03 pm

You know I'm going to lose,
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby johng » February 17th, 2014, 6:15 pm

Jaysus. And they say mrs Brown's boys isn't funny.......
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby paddyor » February 19th, 2014, 2:34 pm



Brilliant commentary
Ruddock's tackle stats consistently too low for me to be taken seriously as a Six Nations blindside..... Ruddock's defensive stats don't stack up. - All Blacks Nil, Jan 15th, 2014
England A 8 - 14 Ireland A, 25th Jan 2014
Ruddock(c) 19/2 Tackles
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby domhnallj » February 19th, 2014, 3:08 pm

paddyor wrote:

Brilliant commentary


That lad's more northern than cheesy peas (or even Parky).
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Re: In need of a laugh?

Postby Hornet » February 19th, 2014, 5:25 pm

domhnallj wrote:
paddyor wrote:

Brilliant commentary


That lad's more northern than cheesy peas (or even Parky).

Eddie Waring would be turning in his grave!
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