Things Turnipstani's like....

Flash Gordon · Post by **Flash Gordon** » March 24th, 2006, 1:09 pm

Things Turnipstani's like:

01 : A nice bit of ham.
02 : Buttered biscuits.
03 : Diggin' Houles.
04 : Saying it's too cold to snow
05 : Pretending to know about The Ra.
06 : Tayto Cheese & Onion
07 : Pretending they're in The Ra.
08 : A stretch in the evenings
09 : Lucozade
10 : Accordians
11 : Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 : A dinner dance
13 : Gettin clattered in muck.
14 : Shania Twain.
15 : Heifers
16 : Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual.
17 : Steel toe caps.
18 : A big bowl of carrots & turnips.
19 : Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 : Saying someone's 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 : The smell of fresh dung.
22 : Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 : Work Clothes.
24 : A bottle of mineral.
25 : Fightin'.
26 : Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered.
27 : 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 : Being overweight.
29 : Weemin wha resemble Heifers.
30 : Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 : Drink driving.
32 : Red diesel.
33 : The Fear of Change.
34 : A nice bit of barn brack.
35 : Lying.
36 : Building walls.
37 : Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food.
38 : Pretending to like mass.
39 : Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 : A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 : Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 : Muhammad Ali.
43 : Machinery.
44 : Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 : A good f**kin read of Ireland's Own.
46 : Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 : Scandal, as long as it's about other people.
48 : Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 : Soda farls.
50 : Sponge 'n Custirt.
51 : Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 : Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 : Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 : The Ra.
55 : Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 : Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 : Club Orange.
58 : Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner.
59 : The Foot & Mouth.
60 : Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 : TK Red Lemonade.
62. sheep
63. Turnips

Duff Paddy · Post by **Duff Paddy** » March 24th, 2006, 1:15 pm

Digging holes. Classic

sewa · Post by **sewa** » March 24th, 2006, 1:40 pm

Dont they love there sheep in Meath? We all need some loving.

Dave Cahill · Post by **Dave Cahill** » March 24th, 2006, 1:41 pm

There are no sheep in meath, only suburbs

Grumpy Old Man · Post by **Grumpy Old Man** » March 24th, 2006, 2:21 pm

64: The subsidy cheque

bluesky · Post by **bluesky** » March 24th, 2006, 3:58 pm

Flash Gordon wrote: Should be things Turnipstani's and Ladyboys and their scobie buddies are also into...particulary in italics..

01 : A nice bit of ham.
02 : Buttered biscuits.
03 : Diggin' Houles.
04 : Saying it's too cold to snow
05 : Pretending to know about The Ra.
06 : Tayto Cheese & Onion
07 : Pretending they're in The Ra. I predict a Riot
08 : A stretch in the evenings
09 : Lucozade...well Powerade for us in Leinster!
10 : Accordians
11 : Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 : A dinner dance
13 : Gettin clattered in muck.
14 : Shania Twain.
15 : Heifers
16 : Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual.
17 : Steel toe caps.
18 : A big bowl of carrots & turnips.
19 : Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 : Saying someone's 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 : The smell of fresh dung.
22 : Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 : Work Clothes.
24 : A bottle of mineral.
25 : Fightin'.
26 : Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered.
27 : 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 : Being overweight.
29 : Weemin wha resemble Heifers.
30 : Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 : Drink driving.32 : Red diesel.
33 : The Fear of Change.
34 : A nice bit of barn brack.
35 : Lying.
36 : Building walls.
37 : Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food.
38 : Pretending to like mass.
39 : Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 : A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 : Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 : Muhammad Ali.
43 : Machinery.
44 : Strange uppy-downy walks...Ours Pigeon style
45 : A good f**kin read of Ireland's Own.
46 : Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 : Scandal, as long as it's about other people.
48 : Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 : Soda farls.
50 : Sponge 'n Custirt.
51 : Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 : Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 : Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 : The Ra.
55 : Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 : Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 : Club Orange.
58 : Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner.
59 : The Foot & Mouth.
60 : Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 : TK Red Lemonade.
62. sheep
63. Turnips

Leinsterman · Post by **Leinsterman** » March 24th, 2006, 5:52 pm

Their cousins?

epaddy · Post by **epaddy** » March 24th, 2006, 6:16 pm

Leinsterman wrote:Their cousins?

Brilliant

Lets nor forget beating their wifes/cousins too

Ballyman · Post by **Ballyman** » March 27th, 2006, 12:12 pm

We also like to sing loudly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCt53GABHMI

Grumpy Old Man · Post by **Grumpy Old Man** » March 27th, 2006, 12:22 pm

Ballyman wrote:We also like to sing loudly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCt53GABHMI

about other places

Ballyman · Post by **Ballyman** » March 27th, 2006, 12:34 pm

What's your point? I don't understand the question?

McCloud · Post by **McCloud** » March 27th, 2006, 1:41 pm

65. Logging to leinsterfans.com to laugh at the amount of time and attention ladyboy fans devote to Munster.

Leinsterman · Post by **Leinsterman** » March 27th, 2006, 6:10 pm

Salt and vinegar for that chip McCloud?

McCloud · Post by **McCloud** » March 28th, 2006, 9:45 am

Leinsterman wrote:Salt and vinegar for that chip McCloud?

No requirement, shoulders are evenly balanced, thanks for the offer though.

pky · Post by **pky** » March 28th, 2006, 10:02 am

66: jobs in dublin

Uncle Mort · Post by **Uncle Mort** » March 28th, 2006, 10:05 am

67 Setting fire to themselves when burning the rubbish

McCloud · Post by **McCloud** » March 28th, 2006, 11:23 am

Uncle Mort wrote:67 Setting fire to themselves when burning the rubbish

Excellent!!

Ballyman · Post by **Ballyman** » March 28th, 2006, 11:32 am

68. Walk on the beach with two brown arms and persil white beer belly

Leinsterman · Post by **Leinsterman** » March 28th, 2006, 1:59 pm

Ballyman wrote:68. Walk on the beach with two brown arms and persil white beer belly

Brown? More like lobster red!!!

Uncle Mort · Post by **Uncle Mort** » March 28th, 2006, 2:06 pm

69 A nice bit of corregated that'll come in handy someday

Babbling 'brook

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