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[Grumpy Old Man]

Any suggestions from those who may have already been, as to a good restaurant, in Toulouse?

Thank you..

CK

McDonalds. But dont ask for a quarter pounder!

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f%~k a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

[crumlinbob]

Any suggestions from those who may have already been, as to a good restaurant, in Toulouse?

Thank you..

CK

McDonalds. But dont ask for a quarter pounder!

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f%~k a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Mr. Pink. Is that you?

[Grumpy Old Man]

McDonalds. But dont ask for a quarter pounder!

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f%~k a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Mr. Pink. Is that you?

"Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: 'Cause you're a faggot, all right?"

Nope, I'm the perv, not the faggot

[crumlinbob]

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f%~k a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Mr. Pink. Is that you?

"Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: 'Cause you're a faggot, all right?"

Nope, I'm the perv, not the faggot

The Wolf: You must be Jules, which would make you Vincent. Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking, is that right, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Uh, one hundred percent.
The Wolf: Your wife... Bonnie comes home at 9:30 in the AM, is that right?
Jimmie: Uh-huh.
The Wolf: I was led to believe that if she comes home and finds us here, she'd wouldn't appreciate it none too much?
Jimmie: [laughing] She wouldn't at that.
The Wolf: That gives us exactly... forty minutes to get the f%~k out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty. Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it

[Grumpy Old Man]

A personal favourite:

Bill: Once upon a time in China, some believe, around the year one double-aught three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates - which is another way of saying "who knows?" - when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique.
The Bride: And what, pray tell, is the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?
Bill: Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead.

[crumlinbob]

A personal favourite:

Bill: Once upon a time in China, some believe, around the year one double-aught three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates - which is another way of saying "who knows?" - when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique.
The Bride: And what, pray tell, is the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?
Bill: Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead.

from the archives:
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

[T.C.B.]

from the archives:
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

"Fetchez la vache" !!!!!

[apple sourz]

from the archives:
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

"Fetchez la vache" !!!!!

Fr. Jack 'Drink, Feck, Arse, Girls & Feck Off'

[Uncle Mort]

A few (I think) great quotes from various films - can you spot the film?

"Zat's funny, I zaught zee kathedral waz on zee ozer zide of zee square"
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"I only told you to blow the bloody doors off"
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"Monty you terrible *!!!"

"Here hare here"

"I'm not from London"
"I don't care where you're from"

"Not the kind of reception I'd been expecting from the H.E. Bates novel I'd read. I thought they'd all sitting out the back discussing butter"

"He wants to go down there and have sex with those cows"
"A coward you are Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not"

"A pair of pints and a quadruple whisky"

"We'll put a juke box in here and liven all you stiffs up a bit"

"The police Miss Blennerhasset"

"Are you the farmer?"
"Stop saying that - of course he's the fecking farmer"

"We've come on holiday by mistake"

"As a youth I used to weep in Butchers shops"

"I'm making time"

"I'd like the best wines known to humanity and I'd like them now"

"Get in the back of the van!!"

"He's designed a doll what sh£$s itself. The girls like that kind of thing"

"My thumbs have gone wierd"

"Maybe he's right. Maybe we are making enemies of our own bodies"

"Ponce!! Perfumed Ponce!!"

"What f*£(e£ said that?"

"I've..I have a heart condition. If you hit me it's murder"
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"It's now time for you to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man"
"OH GOD!! OH JESUS CHRIST!!"
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"Be a fink"
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"She gave you a potato?"

"What the Wat Dabney? Inventor of the inverted firkin?"
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"It's alright I'm a doctor"

"There you are I've said it now. I love you"

"Stephen are you very upset?"
"Disappointed"

"My birthday's in June. They don't have pantomimes in June"
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"You're a big man and you're out of shape"
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"Damn it Janet"
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I could go on but I'll get me coat