A dear aunt, to whom I am very close, and of whom I would have expected much, much better, has left a message on my voicemail to say that "Glenda, yerwoman who dates Brian, didn't have an Operation. She just took tablets to increase the boobs. It was on Ryan Tubridy just now. Anyway have a lovely time in FRance, God bless love, byeeee".
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Re: surreal
Surreal!ckav wrote:A dear aunt, to whom I am very close, and of whom I would have expected much, much better, has left a message on my voicemail to say that "Glenda, yerwoman who dates Brian, didn't have an Operation. She just took tablets to increase the boobs. It was on Ryan Tubridy just now. Anyway have a lovely time in FRance, God bless love, byeeee".
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You have no idea. This lady was one of the first (and verrry glamorous) Aer Lingus air hostesses back in the 60. Grandchildren all over the place. And she leaves me that message???? Why would I be interested in Glenda, or indeed her boobs? More worryingly, why is my aunt interested?!Dave Cahill wrote:Surreal!ckav wrote:A dear aunt, to whom I am very close, and of whom I would have expected much, much better, has left a message on my voicemail to say that "Glenda, yerwoman who dates Brian, didn't have an Operation. She just took tablets to increase the boobs. It was on Ryan Tubridy just now. Anyway have a lovely time in FRance, God bless love, byeeee".
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Re: surreal
Mobile phone misdial? Maybe in her address book is Daphne who was also a glamorous 60s Aer Lingus Stewardess, and obviously Daphne is the next name from you and Daphne is very interested in Ryan, Glenda and her boobs. Still that does not explain why she would wish Daphne a nice time in France, unless this weekend she is headed to the Spa at Evian for some pampering.ckav wrote:You have no idea. This lady was one of the first (and verrry glamorous) Aer Lingus air hostesses back in the 60. Grandchildren all over the place. And she leaves me that message???? Why would I be interested in Glenda, or indeed her boobs? More worryingly, why is my aunt interested?!
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Daphne? Is anyone actually called Daphne??Uncle Mort wrote:Mobile phone misdial? Maybe in her address book is Daphne who was also a glamorous 60s Aer Lingus Stewardess, and obviously Daphne is the next name from you and Daphne is very interested in Ryan, Glenda and her boobs. Still that does not explain why she would wish Daphne a nice time in France, unless this weekend she is headed to the Spa at Evian for some pampering.ckav wrote:You have no idea. This lady was one of the first (and verrry glamorous) Aer Lingus air hostesses back in the 60. Grandchildren all over the place. And she leaves me that message???? Why would I be interested in Glenda, or indeed her boobs? More worryingly, why is my aunt interested?!
(Nope, was definitely a message for me. )
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Well apart from Du Maurier I'm sure that there are the odd few. Anyway - without wishing to get personal at all, has the aunt in question ever made any references in your direction as to your being less endowed than she would otherwise think that you should be bearing in mind her glamorous past? Should this be the case then maybe she's merely suggesting in a round about way that there is no need to 'go under the knife' but you can take tablets instead to fix her perceived weakness.ckav wrote:Daphne? Is anyone actually called Daphne??
(Nope, was definitely a message for me. )
[please note: this post is not intened to cause offence I'm merely trying to delve into your aunt's psyche - which is a topic on this MB and far more interesting than working on this Friday. You can treat the question as entirely rhetorical - I'm not looking for you to actually answer it. As I say I'm just trying to think of reasons for your aunts message. If necessary please PM me and I will edit this reply away]
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Re: surreal
There's no answer to that, Uncle Mort!Uncle Mort wrote:Well apart from Du Maurier I'm sure that there are the odd few. Anyway - without wishing to get personal at all, has the aunt in question ever made any references in your direction as to your being less endowed than she would otherwise think that you should be bearing in mind her glamorous past? Should this be the case then maybe she's merely suggesting in a round about way that there is no need to 'go under the knife' but you can take tablets instead to fix her perceived weakness.ckav wrote:Daphne? Is anyone actually called Daphne??
(Nope, was definitely a message for me. )
[please note: this post is not intened to cause offence I'm merely trying to delve into your aunt's psyche - which is a topic on this MB and far more interesting than working on this Friday. You can treat the question as entirely rhetorical - I'm not looking for you to actually answer it. As I say I'm just trying to think of reasons for your aunts message. If necessary please PM me and I will edit this reply away]
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