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ckav · Post by **ckav** » March 31st, 2006, 10:17 am

A dear aunt, to whom I am very close, and of whom I would have expected much, much better, has left a message on my voicemail to say that "Glenda, yerwoman who dates Brian, didn't have an Operation. She just took tablets to increase the boobs. It was on Ryan Tubridy just now. Anyway have a lovely time in FRance, God bless love, byeeee".

TFI Friday, and match day tomorrow...silly season gone mad

Dave Cahill · Post by **Dave Cahill** » March 31st, 2006, 10:21 am

ckav wrote:A dear aunt, to whom I am very close, and of whom I would have expected much, much better, has left a message on my voicemail to say that "Glenda, yerwoman who dates Brian, didn't have an Operation. She just took tablets to increase the boobs. It was on Ryan Tubridy just now. Anyway have a lovely time in FRance, God bless love, byeeee".

TFI Friday, and match day tomorrow...silly season gone mad

Surreal!

ckav · Post by **ckav** » March 31st, 2006, 10:23 am

Dave Cahill wrote:
ckav wrote:A dear aunt, to whom I am very close, and of whom I would have expected much, much better, has left a message on my voicemail to say that "Glenda, yerwoman who dates Brian, didn't have an Operation. She just took tablets to increase the boobs. It was on Ryan Tubridy just now. Anyway have a lovely time in FRance, God bless love, byeeee".

TFI Friday, and match day tomorrow...silly season gone mad

Surreal!

You have no idea. This lady was one of the first (and verrry glamorous) Aer Lingus air hostesses back in the 60. Grandchildren all over the place. And she leaves me that message???? Why would I be interested in Glenda, or indeed her boobs? More worryingly, why is my aunt interested?!

Uncle Mort · Post by **Uncle Mort** » March 31st, 2006, 10:30 am

ckav wrote:You have no idea. This lady was one of the first (and verrry glamorous) Aer Lingus air hostesses back in the 60. Grandchildren all over the place. And she leaves me that message???? Why would I be interested in Glenda, or indeed her boobs? More worryingly, why is my aunt interested?!

Mobile phone misdial? Maybe in her address book is Daphne who was also a glamorous 60s Aer Lingus Stewardess, and obviously Daphne is the next name from you and Daphne is very interested in Ryan, Glenda and her boobs. Still that does not explain why she would wish Daphne a nice time in France, unless this weekend she is headed to the Spa at Evian for some pampering.

ckav · Post by **ckav** » March 31st, 2006, 10:34 am

Uncle Mort wrote:
ckav wrote:You have no idea. This lady was one of the first (and verrry glamorous) Aer Lingus air hostesses back in the 60. Grandchildren all over the place. And she leaves me that message???? Why would I be interested in Glenda, or indeed her boobs? More worryingly, why is my aunt interested?!
Mobile phone misdial? Maybe in her address book is Daphne who was also a glamorous 60s Aer Lingus Stewardess, and obviously Daphne is the next name from you and Daphne is very interested in Ryan, Glenda and her boobs. Still that does not explain why she would wish Daphne a nice time in France, unless this weekend she is headed to the Spa at Evian for some pampering.

Daphne? Is anyone actually called Daphne??

(Nope, was definitely a message for me. )

Uncle Mort · Post by **Uncle Mort** » March 31st, 2006, 10:48 am

ckav wrote:Daphne? Is anyone actually called Daphne??

(Nope, was definitely a message for me. )

Well apart from Du Maurier I'm sure that there are the odd few. Anyway - without wishing to get personal at all, has the aunt in question ever made any references in your direction as to your being less endowed than she would otherwise think that you should be bearing in mind her glamorous past? Should this be the case then maybe she's merely suggesting in a round about way that there is no need to 'go under the knife' but you can take tablets instead to fix her perceived weakness.

[please note: this post is not intened to cause offence I'm merely trying to delve into your aunt's psyche - which is a topic on this MB and far more interesting than working on this Friday. You can treat the question as entirely rhetorical - I'm not looking for you to actually answer it. As I say I'm just trying to think of reasons for your aunts message. If necessary please PM me and I will edit this reply away]

ckav · Post by **ckav** » March 31st, 2006, 11:01 am

Uncle Mort wrote:
ckav wrote:Daphne? Is anyone actually called Daphne??

(Nope, was definitely a message for me. )
Well apart from Du Maurier I'm sure that there are the odd few. Anyway - without wishing to get personal at all, has the aunt in question ever made any references in your direction as to your being less endowed than she would otherwise think that you should be bearing in mind her glamorous past? Should this be the case then maybe she's merely suggesting in a round about way that there is no need to 'go under the knife' but you can take tablets instead to fix her perceived weakness.

[please note: this post is not intened to cause offence I'm merely trying to delve into your aunt's psyche - which is a topic on this MB and far more interesting than working on this Friday. You can treat the question as entirely rhetorical - I'm not looking for you to actually answer it. As I say I'm just trying to think of reasons for your aunts message. If necessary please PM me and I will edit this reply away]

There's no answer to that, Uncle Mort!

Duff Paddy · Post by **Duff Paddy** » March 31st, 2006, 11:25 am

God I hate Glenda.

Uncle Mort · Post by **Uncle Mort** » March 31st, 2006, 11:36 am

Duff Paddy wrote:God I hate Glenda.

she does have a lot of hair

sexy_rexy · Post by **sexy_rexy** » March 31st, 2006, 12:39 pm

Yeah I saw an ad for these tablets in a magazine that my girlfriend left lying about in the jacks. She went from B cup to a C cup and now feels better about bikini modelling.

Babbling 'brook

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