Disappointing News

[TheRugbyDude]

Hi All,

You will all be very upset at the news that i am announcing my retirement from rugby. After an appointment with my doc, i have been ordered to retire with immediate effect.

I know many of you will be very disappointed to never get the chance to share a pitch with somebody of my greatness.

However, on the upside, i have decided to take up a management role with my clubs J4 side (which is the equivalent of an AIL Senior team in most other clubs). Prepare to be defeated by my managerial GUILE

[epaddy]

Hi All,

You will all be very upset at the news that i am announcing my retirement from rugby. After an appointment with my doc, i have been ordered to retire with immediate effect.

I know many of you will be very disappointed to never get the chance to share a pitch with somebody of my greatness.

However, on the upside, i have decided to take up a management role with my clubs J4 side (which is the equivalent of an AIL Senior team in most other clubs). Prepare to be defeated by my managerial GUILE

Damn

[Darce]

OH DEAR GOD!!!! WHY WOULD YOU TAKE SUCH A PRECIOUS TALENT FROM US????
WHY???

[Admiral Badger]

Sad sad news, a terminal illness I hope?

[meinster]

Clearly the threat of meeting Donny & the boyz was one step beyond TRD's comfort zone.

[Donny B.]

Hi All,

You will all be very upset at the news that i have been forced into retirement from rugby. After an appointment with my coach, i have been ordered to retire with immediate effect, cause I'm "absolutely shite".

Fixed that for you!

[CRAZYDAVE]

Hi All,

You will all be very upset at the news that i have been forced into retirement from rugby. After an appointment with my coach, i have been ordered to retire with immediate effect, cause I'm "absolutely shitting myself with fear of possibly meeting Donny on the pitch".

Fixed that for you!

Fixed that for you

[Luckycharm]

Hi All,

You will all be very upset at the news that i am announcing my retirement from rugby. After an appointment with my doc, i have been ordered to retire with immediate effect.

I know many of you will be very disappointed to never get the chance to share a pitch with somebody of my greatness.

However, on the upside, i have decided to take up a management role with my clubs J4 side (which is the equivalent of an AIL Senior team in most other clubs). Prepare to be defeated by my managerial GUILE

Well every team needs a waterboy

[TheRugbyDude]

Every team needs a turnstyle like Luckycharmer at 13, as much as they need Matt Leek playing fly-half.

Great and all player that i was, my coaching ability is something to behold. People, if you think that Any Given Sunday speech was inspirational, you need to listen into my dressing room any Saturday morning. You are guaranteed shivers down your spine.

[Luckycharm]

Every team needs a turnstyle like Luckycharmer at 13, as much as they need Matt Leek playing fly-half.

Great and all player that i was, my coaching ability is something to behold. People, if you think that Any Given Sunday speech was inspirational, you need to listen into my dressing room any Saturday morning. You are guaranteed shivers down your spine.

HA ha god if anyone actually listened to a word you said they might think you could play the game If we only had 16 players you were the sub.

Now remember from your days with us - we want the Oranges in segments when you are bringing them on at half time with the water

[D'Arse]

Every team needs a turnstyle like Luckycharmer at 13, as much as they need Matt Leek playing fly-half.

Great and all player that i was, my coaching ability is something to behold. People, if you think that Any Given Sunday speech was inspirational, you need to listen into my dressing room any Saturday morning. You are guaranteed shivers down your spine.

HA ha god if anyone actually listened to a word you said they might think you could play the game If we only had 16 players you were the sub.

Now remember from your days with us - we want the Oranges in segments when you are bringing them on at half time with the water

Reminds me of that GAA manager at half time telling some bloke to come off "...but boss we only have the bare 15, there's no one on the bench" Boss's answer "Come off anyway son"