Dorce Outside
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Dorce Outside
I dont know if anyone has seen this but i just got it in a work/chain mail!
Received from a Lenister supporter (sung to the tune of the rubberbandits, Horse Outside)
I play in blue for Leinster, they call me Jonny Ten
I'm lookin for a chance to beat those Munster boys again
I know it won't be easy, it won’t come as a gift
The loikes of Isa, Drico, Luke & Shags will hafta shift
But they aint getting nowhere without lineout scrum & maul
The loikes of Leo, Jamie, Cian & Sean to win the ball
And when I get that pass from Reds, and see what’s in my way
I’ll drop my shoulder, chorge ahead and this is what I’ll say
I’ll say…
Fock your Strings & Warwick
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Tuitupou
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Earls & Mafi
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide
He went to school in Clongowes, then at Lansdowne he was great
He stepped up to the interpros in 1998
Tackles like a demon, blessed with blinding pace
When he got that try at Croker I slagged Ronan to his face!
We’ve got world class backs, down the OarDeeEsh
And our droive for foive showed em all who’s best!
So when we get to Thomond, and I’m facing Wian du Preez
I’ll look that loose-head up and down and give ‘im one of these
I’ll say…
Fock your Bull & Quinny
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Paul O’Connell
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Fla & Leamy
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide
C’mon Gordon D’Arcy, cross that loine
Let’s play those fockers off the pork for yet another toime
And if you think my taunting makes me sound a cruel bloke
Don’t worry; when we all wear green we’ll laugh and have a joke
Cos if rugby had no banter, it wouldn’t be the same
Its fans know how to keep control unlike some other games!
And if Munster thinks they own this tune, they don’t and here is why -
I’ve just got these four words for them - “The Fields of ATHENRY”???!!!
EVERYBODY…
Fock your Strings & Warwick
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Tuitupou
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Earls & Mafi
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide
He's gonna move inside...
He's gonna cross that line...
He's gonna beat yiz down in Thomond Pearrrrrk (Limerick accent)
lyrics © JL Pagano 2011
Received from a Lenister supporter (sung to the tune of the rubberbandits, Horse Outside)
I play in blue for Leinster, they call me Jonny Ten
I'm lookin for a chance to beat those Munster boys again
I know it won't be easy, it won’t come as a gift
The loikes of Isa, Drico, Luke & Shags will hafta shift
But they aint getting nowhere without lineout scrum & maul
The loikes of Leo, Jamie, Cian & Sean to win the ball
And when I get that pass from Reds, and see what’s in my way
I’ll drop my shoulder, chorge ahead and this is what I’ll say
I’ll say…
Fock your Strings & Warwick
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Tuitupou
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Earls & Mafi
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide
He went to school in Clongowes, then at Lansdowne he was great
He stepped up to the interpros in 1998
Tackles like a demon, blessed with blinding pace
When he got that try at Croker I slagged Ronan to his face!
We’ve got world class backs, down the OarDeeEsh
And our droive for foive showed em all who’s best!
So when we get to Thomond, and I’m facing Wian du Preez
I’ll look that loose-head up and down and give ‘im one of these
I’ll say…
Fock your Bull & Quinny
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Paul O’Connell
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Fla & Leamy
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide
C’mon Gordon D’Arcy, cross that loine
Let’s play those fockers off the pork for yet another toime
And if you think my taunting makes me sound a cruel bloke
Don’t worry; when we all wear green we’ll laugh and have a joke
Cos if rugby had no banter, it wouldn’t be the same
Its fans know how to keep control unlike some other games!
And if Munster thinks they own this tune, they don’t and here is why -
I’ve just got these four words for them - “The Fields of ATHENRY”???!!!
EVERYBODY…
Fock your Strings & Warwick
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Tuitupou
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
Fock your Earls & Mafi
I’ve got Dorce outsoide
When I’m lookin for a try
I’ve got the Dorce outsoide
He's gonna move inside...
He's gonna cross that line...
He's gonna beat yiz down in Thomond Pearrrrrk (Limerick accent)
lyrics © JL Pagano 2011
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra
Stalk me on ye olde Tweet Machine!!!!!!!
Stalk me on ye olde Tweet Machine!!!!!!!
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Briiliant!!!
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Hilarious!
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Tell whoever wrote that to video it and put it up on YouTube! Wear Leinster flags on their heads instead of plastic bags. Would be excellent, and it would piss on out turnip eating brethren no end.
“As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.”
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Johnny Ten needs a line in there that says
'Fcuk your horse you scobie - I've a Golf outside'!!!
'Fcuk your horse you scobie - I've a Golf outside'!!!
#LiveLifeLoveLeinster
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I'm a Book Mark and damn proud of it. Storm 1:08 forever
#BeSeenBeHeardBeBlueBELIEVE
I'm a Book Mark and damn proud of it. Storm 1:08 forever
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hahaha, quality shiznit right there!!
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I'm a bit annoyed as I think I was right to suggest in the songs thread that it was in fact "BOD outside".
Darcy plays inside centre.
Darcy plays inside centre.
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Poetic (or artisitic) Licence.... Dorce sounds the ticket esp in a rindabout way.fourthirtythree wrote:I'm a bit annoyed as I think I was right to suggest in the songs thread that it was in fact "BOD outside".
Darcy plays inside centre.
Its brilliant!!!
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Got this in work too, I'm not sure but I think someone who posts here came up with this one.
Beat me to the punch, there. Kudos sir, excellent stuff. Got a lot of chuckles in work too
Beat me to the punch, there. Kudos sir, excellent stuff. Got a lot of chuckles in work too
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you got meRoboProp wrote:Got this in work too, I'm not sure but I think someone who posts here came up with this one.
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Love it!
"Yeah I been starvin' 'em, teasing 'em, singing off-key - me may my mo, me mo my may..."
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Nevermind Munster#1, Bosco and his sidekick Ruck are the biggest Red menaces since Uncle Joe!Bosco wrote:meh
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Joe Schmidt is a Menace?
And why is Munster#1 first
And why is Munster#1 first
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Not that Uncle Joe, this Uncle JoeBosco wrote:Joe Schmidt is a Menace?
And why is Munster#1 first
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too late, it has now been established that Joe Schmidt is a menace
FACT
FACT
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You forgot the full stops in between. Ha!Bosco wrote:too late, it has now been established that Joe Schmidt is a menace
FACT
So Joe Schmidt is safe!
F.A.C.T.
No hitbacks no kickbacks AND I have my fingers crossed.