The Mirror - 6Ns 2019

Oldschool · Post by **Oldschool** » February 1st, 2019, 5:43 pm

Phone rings.
Hello
Can I speak to the Mirror please.
Who may I ask is speaking.
FFS Mirror it's me Joe, what's the matter with you?
You weren't too nice with me at the last monday morning post mortem.
FFS Mirror that's ages ago, what's the real reason?
Joe I'm going to miss you and I'm especially going to miss the good times.
Mirror, all good things must come to end eventually.
Well Joe just make F^cking sure it doesn't happen tomorrow.

Oldschool · Post by **Oldschool** » February 9th, 2019, 8:50 am

Phone ringing.
Schmidt speaking!
Good morning Joe.
Mirror, I suppose you're ringing to tell me where I went wrong last week.
No Joe, I leave the dirty work to my alter ego, I'm Mr Nice Guy. I was just wondering what the weather is like and how's the pitch looking.
Murrayfield is in great nick, the Scots have done a great job.
Speaking of Murray Joe...
CLUNK

Oldschool · Post by **Oldschool** » March 16th, 2019, 9:05 am

Joe Schmidt, Warren Gatland and Eddie Jones were having a quiet cup of coffee together on the morning of after the day before.
Eddie turns to the lads: Do you fancy a nightcap(they took their time over the coffee).
There's a a pub across the river over there called "Rainbows End", serves the best pint that side of the Severn.
Yeah sure why not replies Gattie.
How do we get over there asks Joe?
We walk says Eddie, one at a time.
With that he hopped up and set out across the river.
Gattie turns to Joe.
Well mate, he says, I've heard that in Ireland they think you can walk on Ireland, you're about to get your chance to prove them right. Hope you can swim!
I'll see you on the far side and off he set.
At this stage Eddie had reached the other side of the river.
As soon as Gattie joins Eddie, Joe sets off.
Suddenly about half way across Joe disappears into the water.
Eddie turns to Gattie. "Who told you I'd moved the stepping stones"
To which Gattie replies, laughing, "What stepping stones"? "I know what you're like Eddie although I was surprised that Joe even made it to halfway".
Joe, being a strong swimmer, wades out of the water dripping wet.
"Yo, you could have warned me about that effing rock in the middle of the river. I nearly broke my toe on it when I tripped".
Eddie and Gattie look at each other.

artaneboy · Post by **artaneboy** » March 16th, 2019, 9:40 am

The Mirror cracked...

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Oldschool · Post by **Oldschool** » March 16th, 2019, 3:37 pm

artaneboy wrote:
The Mirror cracked...

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Ireland cracked you mean.

Oldschool · Post by **Oldschool** » March 17th, 2019, 11:14 am

Walking on water, the true story.
As Joe came out of the water, dripping wet he shouted at Eddie and Gattie.
"So which of you two smart asses moved the stepping stones"?
To which both Eddie and Gattie replied in unison.
"What stepping stones"?
When the facts change you've got to change your story.
Enjoy the parade.

Babbling 'brook